Don't Die! Douche!

Don't Die! Douche!

Charge your way through 5 fever-dream induced worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!

Don't Die! Douche!

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Charge your way through 5 fever-dream precision platformer worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!

...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!

This uncompromising love letter to the rage games of old has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!

  • Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody

  • Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)

  • Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?

  • Not at all annoying soundtrack