Hipster Cafe
useful slug · 2022 · Management, Simulation, Sandbox, Building, Comedy
PC
Mostly Positive76% · 17 📈 Making a comeback 84%
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About Hipster Cafe
Ever wanted to design, build and manage a café on your very own home computer? Really? OK then... welcome to HIPSTER CAFÉ.
-Make stupid food, serve it on a skateboard, and impress your friends by drawing in your coffee.
-Is that a utility object or décor? Customise your space to keep it at the cutting edge of design.
-Fill your café with the latest greatest entertainments and distractions. You should probably put an axe throwing range in your café, that seems safe.
-Keep up to date on the latest trends on social media, send out a Toot with the right hashtags before the Hot Take timer goes out.
Use your trust fund to buy up some old warehouse building in the run down part of town then market it to the nouveau riche in a cynical attempt to drive up property prices. Can you successfully navigate the shifting waters of pop culture in order to market your eatery to the hippest demographic?
Developed in the Loading Bar in the hipster centre of Dalston, London by a bunch of hairy people who work as 'freelancers in media', Hipster Café is a simulation game based on very real life experiences. In it, you must serve up a menu based on the latest trends, research more obscure coffees and entertain the Hipsters by building up a map of ridiculous furniture.
-Make stupid food, serve it on a skateboard, and impress your friends by drawing in your coffee.
-Is that a utility object or décor? Customise your space to keep it at the cutting edge of design.
-Fill your café with the latest greatest entertainments and distractions. You should probably put an axe throwing range in your café, that seems safe.
-Keep up to date on the latest trends on social media, send out a Toot with the right hashtags before the Hot Take timer goes out.
Use your trust fund to buy up some old warehouse building in the run down part of town then market it to the nouveau riche in a cynical attempt to drive up property prices. Can you successfully navigate the shifting waters of pop culture in order to market your eatery to the hippest demographic?
Developed in the Loading Bar in the hipster centre of Dalston, London by a bunch of hairy people who work as 'freelancers in media', Hipster Café is a simulation game based on very real life experiences. In it, you must serve up a menu based on the latest trends, research more obscure coffees and entertain the Hipsters by building up a map of ridiculous furniture.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Cute game, a little janky, runs badly and appears to have been abandoned by the devs6 found this helpful
Hipster Cafe is a fun one with a lot of promise. The actual dish assembly is one of my favorite tasks/minigames I've found in games like this. Nothing beats thinking up some odd recipe and serving it in a pet bowl (because I serve everything in pet bowls in this cafe). Then the popularity mechanic is actually pretty interesting as well, with ever changing demographics one must adapt to. However, it does still feel very much like a game in EA (and it is, to be fair). I think I guessed well, but I still had to guess what every piece of equipment did. I researched everything, expanded, amassed over 100K, and I still don't know if I need the bread oven or the cold brew coffee machine (much less if we should keep our old equipment or replace it with upgrades). Probably the worst, though, is I am not really sure what the development status is right now. I would hate for this thing to fizzle out when it has so much promise, but I couldn't find any current updates on it. For that reason, I am a little unsure if this should be a recommendation, but I do hope it gets more attention.1 found this helpful
A very good and quirky management game. I enjoyed making unhinged dishes and its very silly which I love.
Nice game
I was curious to try this game due to it being a cafe management sim game, even though I knew the humor would not be my favorite. And I enjoyed it! Definitely recommend if you're thinking about getting it. I don't see myself playing it more, but if goofy/silly humor is something you enjoy, then this is a great fit. Here's my first impressions: https://youtu.be/HmPN-p3e-RI
...i think i payed for this shib.
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