

Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour
Pyrodactyl · 2015 · Action, Indie, RPG, Beat 'em up, Funny
PC
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About Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour
Jared Casey Dent was a wrestler in a down-and-out bloodstained middle American town. He lost his own tournament in disgrace and vanished into the night. Now he's back, and you must set his life straight using your own home blend of:
Ridiculously Complicated Conversation System
The give-and-takes of social engineering do not come easily to Jared. You’ll have to carefully select body language, tone, and opinion if you want to get results. Alternately, pick bizarre options and watch NPCs get really confused.
Fast-Paced Brawling (aka, the easy way)
While the subtleties of speech and debate may be lost on Jared, beating people up comes pretty naturally. And if you go that route, you won't believe the people you'll have to put in the ground - the mob, nerds in power armor, the police, a TV superhero, and more!
A Narrative of Personal Redemption OR Punch Everyone
Wage war for the soul of Jared Dent, wanderer and troubled fellow, and choose his destiny over the course of one wild nonlinear night – or ignore all of that stuff and beat up approximately an entire town.
Inventory management
Acquire stuff. Use the stuff to make yourself hurt things or get less hurt by things.
The Most Accurate Portrayal of Nerds Ever
Move over, Big Bang Theory – we’ve got the most hilarious, tear-jerking, hamfistedly pandering depiction of Nerds™ in any art form EVER. Stereotypes you've grown used to, as fresh and accurate as they were in 1986!
Zero Typing-Based Victorian Romance Scenarios
Use your furious fingers and knowledge of period social mores to woo seven beautiful English debutantes in a game that isn’t this one. But – you can make that game within this game with mod support!
- Brutal violence
- Jared’s wavering, hamfisted brand of subtle persuasion
- Side questing for loose change
- Just doing stuff for the hell of it
Features
Ridiculously Complicated Conversation System
The give-and-takes of social engineering do not come easily to Jared. You’ll have to carefully select body language, tone, and opinion if you want to get results. Alternately, pick bizarre options and watch NPCs get really confused.
Fast-Paced Brawling (aka, the easy way)
While the subtleties of speech and debate may be lost on Jared, beating people up comes pretty naturally. And if you go that route, you won't believe the people you'll have to put in the ground - the mob, nerds in power armor, the police, a TV superhero, and more!
A Narrative of Personal Redemption OR Punch Everyone
Wage war for the soul of Jared Dent, wanderer and troubled fellow, and choose his destiny over the course of one wild nonlinear night – or ignore all of that stuff and beat up approximately an entire town.
Inventory management
Acquire stuff. Use the stuff to make yourself hurt things or get less hurt by things.
The Most Accurate Portrayal of Nerds Ever
Move over, Big Bang Theory – we’ve got the most hilarious, tear-jerking, hamfistedly pandering depiction of Nerds™ in any art form EVER. Stereotypes you've grown used to, as fresh and accurate as they were in 1986!
Zero Typing-Based Victorian Romance Scenarios
Use your furious fingers and knowledge of period social mores to woo seven beautiful English debutantes in a game that isn’t this one. But – you can make that game within this game with mod support!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour is an outrageously fun and chaotic shooter! Bursting with absurd humor, over-the-top action, and creative weapon mechanics, it delivers non-stop laughs and intense firefights. The pixel-art style and catchy soundtrack add1 found this helpful
silly fun short game. Good for a one time play and get all achievements.
really want to like it, i am an rpg and wrestling fan been a gamer since the 80s, idk, i'm picky i was turned off by not just one but a quick combination of words that came so quick ifeel like if that is the direction we are going, then game will be too much for me, words like fascist, G D. , and Jesus in an unrespectful way all w in 10 minutes of playing, i'm not religeous or judgemental or a "fascist" myself but i don't wanna waste my time either i can take a hint, i may be missing out because of my pickiness and it may be missunderstood, but if none of that bothers you and you also like wrestling and old school rpgs then you may enjoy this, just got the feeling the vibe of this game will alienate me, PERSONALLY
This game is awesome
Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour, developed and published by Pyrodactyl, is an unapologetically eccentric indie game that attempts to blend two very different genres—beat ’em up action and dialogue-driven role-playing—into one odd yet intriguing experience. Released in 2015, the game stars Jared Dent, a washed-up professional wrestler returning to his hometown in search of redemption, closure, or perhaps just someone to punch. It’s a strange and self-aware story about fame, failure, and free will, set in a world that feels equal parts satire and absurdity. From the title alone, it’s clear that Pyrodactyl has no interest in taking itself too seriously, but beneath the comedic tone lies a surprisingly experimental approach to storytelling and player agency. The game’s narrative is a bizarre blend of sincerity and parody. Jared’s story is framed as both a personal redemption arc and a critique of video game tropes, particularly the way games often resolve every problem through violence. You can choose to play Jared as a broken man trying to reconcile with his past through conversation and diplomacy, or as a furious has-been who settles every disagreement wi…
In the sea of low-effort shovel-ware for that price, Will Fight for Food is a game with both effort, heart and talent behind it. I wouldn't call it a hidden gem, as it's still really rough around the edges and seems to have a budget of 3 chicken nuggets and a plain water, but it is fun for an hour or so, with a few interesting ideas and mechanics.
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