エネルギークラッシュ (2025)

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My friend who I play Counter Strike with said if I post a review on エネルギークラッシュ and it gets 20 likes and 20 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4060. So im just gonna leave this here. Help me bro

"エネルギークラッシュ" or "Energy Crash" if I can read katakana properly is an incomplete, Early Access minimalist PvP top down shooter with no players, because wow, Steam has games that have graphics better than CRT line drawings. In fact almost every game on Steam has better graphics than this. Even MS-Paint joke games. It's not 1970 anymore. This is dead before it even gets finished (if it ever will). What do you do in the game? Nothing, there's no players. This is a "game uninstall simulator". If you decide to install and launch this game, you will immediately go through an incredibly realistic process of uninstalling a game on Steam from your PC. There's no English translation for the game, but that's okay. The language of bad games is universal. This game features very lacklustre minimalist "art" for graphics instead of anything remotely contemporary. I'm sure the "developer" thought this would come across as "artistic", but it doesn't, it comes across as "really lazy". Yes, contemporary 3D graphics take a lot of time and effort to create. That doesn't mean it's okay not to bother! Developers must try to understand that gaming is a visual medium, and gamers spend a lot o…

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エネルギークラッシュ (Energy Crash) is what happens when you take a 2D shooter, throw in some chaos, and then tell four players to duke it out with pure energy-fueled mayhem. There’s only one mode right now, but let’s be real—who needs variety when you can just blast your friends into oblivion over and over again? The game is still in development, which means you’re not just playing—you’re helping shape the future. Or, more realistically, you’re testing how many times you can get obliterated before rage-quitting. The devs are asking for feedback, so this is your chance to say, "Hey, I love it, but can I have a laser that makes my enemies question their life choices?" With a handful of player types and an experience that’s still evolving, this game is like an experimental energy drink—fun, unpredictable, and probably going to make your hands shake. So grab your friends, jump in, and remember: in Energy Crash, the only real strategy is shoot first, apologize never. ⚡🔫🔥