Porcelain Panic
Alone Games · 2018 · Action, Indie, Casual, Simulation
PC
1 user reviews100% · 1
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About Porcelain Panic
3 Game Modes!
5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!
6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!
Other Features
- Story Mode - A short but also desperately lacking story where the object is to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord.
- Turdurance Mode - How long can you hold it in with increasingly hard to find bogs ?
- Tribog Mode - Become a Bog-Lord! They need to use the bog too. Match your ever changing character to their rightful bog.
5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!
6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!
Other Features
- Two shades of brown.
- A Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord (but not at the same time).
- An annoyingly addictive sound track.
- One shade of brown is rather sickly.
- Impressive buzz words such as 'Golden Wipe' and 'Spice Turd'.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
10/10 - utterly disgusting. Can't get the music out of my head!4 found this helpful
A fun and silly game where you need to find a clean toilet, naturally you have your pants down because you only have a few seconds before it's too late, then bog monsters appear and things get weirder https://youtu.be/lE2wcwzzjPE1 found this helpful
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