Penis Simulator
Secret Game Team · 2026 · Action Roguelike, FPS, PvE, Physics, Casual
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Positive83% · 12
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About Penis Simulator
For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity's most ancient weapon.Now it's your turn.Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting. The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching... and your bladder won't last forever.Key features
- The most advanced donger simulation yet, using our revolutionary P.E.N.O.R. physics system
- Accurate bladder simulation
- Several skins for your penis
- Tight penis-based combat against The Darkness
- Chugging liquids and wearing items
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
as a trans man, my eyes have been opened thank you dong havers for fending off the toilet spiders2 found this helpful
Game so tough but the blue spider wouldn't leave my sausage alone. Pee stream very strong2 found this helpful
got to experience being a man for the first time in my life, and it sucked ass ass game, boring2 found this helpful
Make explicit visuals an optional thing and I might just come back to this. Cocky want boing boing1 found this helpful
Literally the best most honest game about contemporary life for a roman catholic in the time of Celebrity Jeopardy and the shenanigans of the White House and as a man, it speaks to be, in a way that, as a man, I can understand.1 found this helpful
I got gifted this game because i said penis simulator 7 and he said if i find that i'll gift it to you and he found penis simulator 11/10 game this feels like a dream i've had
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