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[h1]Rest in ♥♥♥♥[/h1] Well this game is dead. Unironically, It's supposed to be a Bomberman-like game, I suppose so at least because the Solid Patterns writer decided to name every Bomberman iteration in the store page description. e.g. Dyna Blaster and MegaBlast. However, in this take on the game's genre, the entire map is very small, consisting only of 7 by 7 squares. Which, at least to my experience, is a bit small for Bomberman games. I'm not going to go and verify that information, I'm just going to let it live as nostalgia in my mind, as the last Bomberman game I played was Bomberman R. It was fun, but it was missing something. Unlike this game, which is missing a lot of self-awareness. It WASN'T (I'm using past tense because the game is abandoned by the developers and the users) the matches' speed or size, no it was the way achievements work. The game was basically held hostage by forced dedication/Stockholm Syndrome the likes of which I have not seen in any other game (THANKFULLY). The hardest-to-grab achievement is the request to play 50k games, like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, then the achievement insults you by telling you to go outside and walk into the sunset. That's not the worst of i…

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