Giant Waifu Wash Simulator 💦

The idea is there but the execution failed miserably. Allow me to preface this by saying I've never even played or considered a power-washing simulator game. If that experience is valuable to you, then maybe ignore my review. My opinion is based solely on the gameplay itself — not the genre. I managed to "finish" the game in 1.6 hours. Emphasis on "finish". It's more like... I finally lost my patience after repeating the same tasks over and over again every single in-game day. I stopped on the very last day right as you're supposed to clean the hut. The cleaning in this game is genuinely abhorrent. It is never explained which hose type does what. You just kinda have to look at it and use common sense which is fine but even then, it doesn't seem to actually make a difference. All of them seem to clean at the same speed with the same effect. It's just a visual change. Every day that you wake up, you have to clean some AI-generated graffiti, clean Vellory (the giantess, more on this below), clean Vellory's sex toys, and then clean whatever structure that she decided to go and vandalize. You spend MORE time cleaning the environment than you do cleaning her! The title of the game …

Had to refund the "funny birthday gift" because it's absolute trash. Couldn't even select the water gun (both Mouse+Keyboard, as well as controller). And from the looks of it, it's low poly booba with a minimal effort cleaning minigame, to unlock some gallery images. Save yourself some money and go to the hub or something. This is unplayable garbage.

Do what u want its your money. BUT if you arent sure about buying this game or not lemme tell u. its not worth your time. youre basically power washing this giant skinny whales things as for her u clean her then she does something random to complete your end of the day. same noise keeps the same position hell u arent in control!!! ur just wetting her thats it

Game is broken for me. Impossible to do required actions, most of them don't have keys to do it and buttons remaping doesn't work. Plus very annoying sound (a kind of constant purring cat noise?) and graphical glitches, like walls behind windows, which sound to my ears like "I don't care about what I sell". Not acceptable even for a low-cost game.

I hope this game gets a sequel where she gets bigger

Well worth the price to play this game because the engine is solid even if you don't enjoy the particular theme. You can go powerwash your windows while the rest of us are powerwashing things that matter... The witty banter is a huge plus and a great choice to add. There's some good goofy humour and easter eggs in each level as well as the main attraction. I'll mention again, the game engine, gameplay, and mechanics are solid...this game doesn't look or feel cheap. I do wish for more content, the released game seemed short with several levels you can knock out in under 3 hours unless you get distracted. So this could be adding more DLC, adding additional story, or adding additional bonus targets to each scene. If you can spare the money, this game is actually more fun than you see in the trailers.