Hodl Simulator
Santaworks · 2021 · Simulation, Education, Incremental, 2D, Colorful
PC
6 user reviews83% · 6
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About Hodl Simulator
Play as an ape! An ape that knows when to hodl em and never fodl's them. Do you have the grit to not fodl as you watch your finances sink? Will you be able to hodl out long enough to get to the day that you become a rich ape?
Monkeydel investments is a leech on the banana market! They make their bananas by crashing honest banana companies leaving thousands of Ape Family's out of work. The only solution to HODL!
Ape worked at Banana Plantation for 30 years. Ape retires. Ape can't access ape retirement for a year after, had 500000 bananas saved. Monkeydel Investments comes in and short sells his bananas. Ape becomes paranoid and stress watchin his 500000 bananas trickle down to 10000 bananas. Ape worked 30 years for this. Ape now very angry!
• Apes
• Bananas
• Monkeys
• Bananas
• Cash
• Bananas
Story
Monkeydel investments is a leech on the banana market! They make their bananas by crashing honest banana companies leaving thousands of Ape Family's out of work. The only solution to HODL!
Story of One Ape
Ape worked at Banana Plantation for 30 years. Ape retires. Ape can't access ape retirement for a year after, had 500000 bananas saved. Monkeydel Investments comes in and short sells his bananas. Ape becomes paranoid and stress watchin his 500000 bananas trickle down to 10000 bananas. Ape worked 30 years for this. Ape now very angry!
Features
• Apes
• Bananas
• Monkeys
• Bananas
• Cash
• Bananas
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
RIDE WIFE, LIFE GOOD WIFFE FIGHT BAK, KILL WIFE, WIFE GONE, THINK ABOUT WIFE REGRET6 found this helpful
Best Game ever. I Hodl but not Fodl.3 found this helpful
I lost .2 hours with this toy. Will try to scrub this brief but painful experience from my memory. The way to win is that you look at the other reviews and see how much time they spent playing this thing. If you played longer than other reviewers, you lose. Refunded.
Monkey Kongk.
Monkei
Pretty cool I sold baby ape for a grand making them big bucks
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