Pizza Porno Panic

Let me start with this - it is NOT a positive review. I just think that a small indie studio doesn't deserve to be nuked before it even can fully start and in the end, game was playable and sometimes enjoyable. It's objectively a bad game. Way worse than the first one, EroJust, in all aspects. Yes, they are completely different in terms of mechanics... But even the ero aspect is worse. I will break it into 3 sections: gameplay, erotic aspect, bugs/technical aspects ---------------------------------- GAMEPLAY ---------------------------------- - An old school shooter that honestly is fine. No fireworks but okay. Lara's fine, Alice is okay, Deep is free win, Lindia is okay, max and fizz are bad. - Boss fights range from fun to absurd. Lara's is fun, standard boss fight. Alice's I don't even remember. Deep is also okay, really easy. Lindia and the lesbians though... Absolute bullshittery. Fully RNG and once you get trapped, there is literally no escape - and you cant plan for it beforehand. Laser ball thing will chase you since you can't shoot them (i tried, it shoots them behind the screen), random rock will attack you from below/above and from behind. Fem Max&Fizz can get stuck in …

In such types of games I am mostly interested in lewd part, obviously, and this games delivers. The art is great. It feels refreshing to see a variety of dih sizes in the lewd scenes. 99% of other lewd games(and other lewd media) throw 12 inch horse ♥♥♥♥♥ at you with no options to choose from. The voice acting is a nice addition too! Whoever voiced the thing did a good job. Gameplay is challenging enough but not to the point of being annoying. Putting in some effort to get the lewds is exactly why I find xxx games appealing.

[h1]🫦 Is it Lewd or Crude?[/h1] [h1][i][u][b]LEWD![/b][/u][/i][/h1] [table] [tr] [th]Category[/th] [th]Opinion[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]📖 Story[/td] [td][i][b]You play as a former porn star turned pizza man, and send your pizza girls out to deliver pizza and themselves. Interesting premise, but it's not full of major choices (aside from pregnancy).[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]🍆 Gameplay[/td] [td][i][b]The SHMUP parts are OK, but some characters are far better than others. You do those to earn money, which you use on dates to unlock other characters.[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]👀 Graphics[/td] [td][i][b]Nothing is really fully animated except a few scenes, otherwise it's decent arts, but static progression for the scenes.[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]🎧 Sound Design[/td] [td][i][b]Honestly, the music part is terrible. One super loud track that constantly loops. The voice acting is great, but seems to be on a different level than the music and is always loud. [/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]↩ Replay Value[/td] [td][i][b]Not much, except to go the …

One of the best porn games I played this year. I do want more content from this like a DLC where you play as Selene, nurse, sherry and R.W. Just more stuff for this game. Overall 10/10 eating pizza and having sex is the best thing ever!

A good game to kill time with. Genuinely surprised it was a rail shooter

Super fun gameplay with an amazing reward system! I went into this expecting a simple adult game, but the actual gameplay loop blew me away. The way the story unfolds as you complete deliveries and go on dates creates a really rewarding rhythm. Unlocking new characters with distinct abilities constantly keeps things fresh. That said, the Hentai scenes are definitely the cherry on top. The character designs are super unique. A total package. Super recommended!