Super Turbo Racing

"Super Turbo Racing" is an extremely simple drag racer with almost no gameplay to speak of. It also doesn't work properly. Why people enjoy drag racing has always been a mystery to me, but maybe it's more about the spectactle and the get-together than the actual act of racing. In that regard, [i]simulated[/i] drag racing makes absolutely no sense unless it's only a small part of a racing game. "Super Turbo Racing" however, despite the name promising something else, [i]only[/i] contains drag racing. And that's a problem as there's just not enough gameplay here to make the game any fun, especially since it's a single-player only title. As expected, you and an AI car race a quarter of a mile on a straight track. Acceleration is automatic, the only thing you have to do is shift the gears at the right time to become faster than the opponent. If that doesn't sound absolutely thrilling it get's better - [i]there's a shift indicator on the screen when you have to shift[/i]. So when the green arrow appears you just tap the shift button and your car becomes faster. Do this five times and A WINNER IS YOU! And that's really all there is. Yes, there are three different tracks, but two of the…