Aniballs

These are the cutest balls i ever saw !

"Aniballs" is a failed attempt at making a 2D platformer/racing game where you roll various animals trapped in balls around various platformer levels. The developers couldn't work out how to do online multiplayer, apparently, and they also didn't know about 3D graphics, so overall this just died and nobody was interested in it. There's thousands, literally thousands of platformers on Steam, and most of them are terrible. Like this one. There's no English translation for the game, but that's okay. The language of bad games is universal. The game features really lacklustre 2D visuals (does the developer not know 3D graphics became mainstream in the mid-1990s?). Gamers don't spend thousands of dollars on gaming rigs to pretend they're mobile phones or Commodore 64s. It's free... now, but it wasn't before. The developer was charging $2.98 USD for this. Price barriers, especially on low quality products, can be a direct cause of failure. It's a nice gesture for the game to be given away for free, but it also tells us that the game wasn't good enough to succeed as a paid product. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB sho…

6/10

[h1] Ahh the French [/h1] Aniballs is a weird new beastiality trend, I'm not sure where the obsession with animal balls comes from, and I'm not even sure if fish have balls. but the option is there for all you weirdos. Just kidding, Aniballs is a game made by the French, you know the French, they do two based things, riots and revolutions. The French go hard as ♥♥♥♥. However, this is not a riot or a revolution, this is a game where you play as an animal representing some possibly racist round food object, I say possibly because the panda is a sushi roll. I know wrong nationality, but still. Anyway, the game is all in French so I don't know what it's saying. Which is weird because the Steam page is in English. Oh the game? Yeah, its Mario Kart Couch Co-Op Balls. You dig? It's a racing game where you pick up items to fight your opponents and try to get to the goal first. It's fine, it requires a controller, music is pretty chill, and its free, so I recommend it.