BlockJump

holy jesus where do I even begin with this game? this game is the real deal an absolute marvel of precision platforming. from its graceful controls to devilishly creative level design, every level screams of nothing but pure undiluted brilliance. the pixelated world is a visual treat, paired with a soundtrack that elevates every jump to an unforgettable experience that'll leave you begging for more. make no mistake gamers, this game is a challenge; frustrating yet exhilarating. if this game was a person i would make out with it right now. games like these separate the casual from the hardcore gamers. it's an ode to the golden era of gaming, where conquering each level feels like a monumental achievement. i was struggling to keep my seed inside of my balls while playing, matter of fact. i don't need a girlfriend or social life or family in my woeful life. because i have BlockJump. if you're ready for a test of skill and determination, then step up kings. for the low, low price of £2.50, you too can experience this game bros also hi mr. peterse. i miss you

Very well made! I like the music, evasion's really well done too. I'd like for there to be a level selection so I don't have to replay previous levels I've already beaten so I can reach one I haven't. Sometimes controls need to be inputted twice, for me it was a jump when I have the high jump power-up, but other than that the gameplay is smooth and easy to handle. This is promising, and I'm really looking forward to the full release!

Gameplay- ☑ Very good (unfournately copied by Geometry Dash without credit) ☐ Good ☐ Nothing special ☐ Okay ☐ Bad Graphics- ☑ Masterpiece (may or may not turn your PC into a nuclear reactor) ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Will do ☐ Bad ☐ Awful Audio ☐ Amazing ☑ Very good (would be up to Amazing had the dev not removed the old Evasion song) ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad Audience ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults (character gets penetrated by multiple spikes throughout, very graphic, 18+) ☐ Everyone Story- ☐ Lovely ☐ Good ☐ Average ☑ Not great (needs more goats) ☐ None Difficulty ☐ Just press a bunch of buttons ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master (beware of the new spiky balls) ☐ Not so easy ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls Grind- ☐ Nothing ☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isnt necessary to progress (but comes with a built in Grindr mode for competitive play) ☐ A bit grindy sometimes ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ Insanity Game Time- ☑ Short (just like Jimmys height) ☐ Average ☐ Depends on you ☐ Endless Price ☑ Just buy it (so that Jimmy doesn't burn down another orphanage in Sheffield) ☐ Worth the price ☐ Wait for sale ☐ Maybe if you have some…

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