Dickland: Racing

Dickland: Racing is a Mario Kart (with power ups and everything) variant that should not have been released. The game does not work. The controls are terrible and barely work. Wanna turn? Well tough luck, even with the weels fully turned you keep going straight. Game physics are broken, all you have to do is slightly bump into another car and you'll be launched to the moon. Are pushed through the map getting you stuck underneath. Respawn button? Only works if you are lucky. There is no escape option and no interface. You are stuck. The AI of the other racers is just as bad. Half the cars can't stay on the road. Even the straight parts or the track. Just don't bother with this game. Both in ♥♥♥♥-jokes and racing there are far better ones.

3/10 thought this would be funny bad, but its just bad bad into the hidden game abyss with you

absolutely borked im glad i got it on sale for barely anything wont stop reversing anticlockwise and im not even touching anything cant regain control what so ever the controls seem to be always changing there is also no settings menu so its not a game if it ever gets fixed and proper controller support gets added and the music from the trailer on here gets put into it ill love it but for now i hate it (the music could already be in it i never checked because of its current state i dont care)

a hidden gem

This game is a masterpiece want a racing game with breakneck speeds and great graphics then this is the game for you. 10/10

The game itself is fun but too sad you cant slide good, its like the brake are stuck :( but was funny to play something with the girlfriend at least. If it will get fixed well probably play it alot