Double Shot Gals

So I finished the game in under an hour and that included spending the first 5 or so minutes failing the first mission repeatedly while trying to figure out how to play. The game doesn't have a tutorial and I never figured out what the food pickups even do or why your score matters. The coins are for alternate ship skins, which also wasn't clear right away. You have to spend them in the "Dating" menu, but coins only have effect in increments of 10, so I have no idea why you can only spend them one at a time. It's a pointless hassle to press the 'x' key 30-60 times when it could easily be 3-6, if the game would let you spent 10 coins at once. I do like some of the art and this is more of a neutral than a strongly negative review, but the fact I almost gave up on this game in the first 5 minutes out of sheer confusion and frustration does push it into negative.

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It took my awhile to figure out how to actually advance the characters and "story", but I managed to do it! This is a small, casual, hard little game that's worth the price. I suggest it for any of the degenerates out there like myself.

Quite fun! You play as a ship and shoot at falling blocks from above. The goal is to break red and blue gems, with your respective red and blue shots, until both meters fill up. There are obstacles in your way as you go along, such as cannon fire taking up whole rows and magic to block your shots and eat precious time. It's really quite engaging. Beyond that, we have great sprite work and pixel art girls with an interesting style. The game shouldn't take you more than 90 minutes or so, so maybe grab it on a sale if you feel $5 is too much for that. But it gets a hearty recommend from me.

Dammit, I really wanted to like this. The artist is great, but the frustrating mechanics of the gameplay just aren't worth the ho hum porn that it unlocks. I'm generally of the mind that any game that would use fan service as a selling point should just go full nudity, but that isn't enough here. I found myself holding back my desire to mash the shoot button for way too long just to only see a pair of tits. No animations, no actual porn, just nudity. Gameplay needs an overhaul and art needs more lewdity and animation. This would have been great when I just discovered boobs in my youth, but I'm much too crass and jaded for that now. Give me the good stuff.

Overall the game is fine. It doesn't offer a whole lot in the way of challenge, and the art isn't terribly unique. The characters are pretty generic to start, but there aren't a whole lot of them, so any uniqueness ends up being lost in brevity. The controls are a little finnicky if you are playing on a controller, and with no way to remap the controller face, you are stuck with the "Left Face Button" shooting the right cannon, and the "Right Face Button" shooting the left cannon. But the gameplay gimmick kept me interested, and as the levels changed to suit the overall theme of the character it kept me engaged. For less than two hours. The bonuses are incredibly underwhelming. The gallery doesn't offer much more than to see the pictures you have unlocked in gameplay, and after beating the game you get an endless arcade mode. However after beating this game, I didn't really feel the need to play something like that.