Farm Garden Simulator

This is like one of those mobile games where you plant crops, wait for a timer, then harvest them. But it's in 3D and you need to run to each plot of land, so it's really slow. There's no story or anything. No user options in the menu. No missions to do. There doesn't seem to be any progression. I mean, you level up as you plant things, but it doesn't seem to unlock anything. The game seems to auto-save when you exit. This is via Alt-F4, as far as I can tell, there's no in-game way to do this. Controller support is... weird. Left stick works, nothing else does. The buttons and camera controls are displayed on screen and you need to click them with a mouse to get them to work. There are people who stand in a line, and you can hire them for 500 coins, and they will do some gardening for you, but then I think they run off with your crops that they harvest, so you can't sell them yourself. So, then hiring them doesn't seem to help make you any money. There are different clothing items to wear. Maybe you will enjoy playing dress-up. I think maybe if the clothes needed to be unlocked at different levels, the game would feel like it had goals and would feel more like a game. Overall…

"Farm Garden Simulator" is a mobile app that's been dumped on Steam for no apparent reason. It's a rather weird and pointless, well, "farming sim", just like it says on the box. Going deeper than the store page, you'll quickly find there isn't much more to this [i]than[/i] the store page. What do you do in the game? Almost nothing, which is the problem here. Mobile apps are usually a bit shallow, but this takes it to the extreme... yes, it's a farming sim, but this is no Stardew Valley (even if it looks marginally better). There's nothing to do beyond the very basic elements of farming... you can level up, but there's no progression that I could see beyond the number being higher. This is completely pointless. As mentioned, this is a mobile app... it doesn't matter if this was ported to PC before or after the app store release, or even if this didn't even make it to the app stores. This is built for the absolutely lowest of all gaming platforms and must be judged as such... it's not going to give you a cutting edge PC gaming experience. That alone is enough to disqualify this from any recommendation. We don't spend thousands building gaming rigs so that we can pretend the…

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it gives a painfully truthful view into the life of a impoverished rural farmer. crops sell for ♥♥♥♥ fart ass money. force girls into slave labor of planting broccoli for 5 minutes. animals dont do ♥♥♥♥

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I don't like the music, it's flat and it plays way too loud. I don't like seeing all these controls on the screen, I don't know but it seems to me that the developer should have pushed himself a little, it's not on Android, it's on STEAM on PC, he should have removed the controls displayed on the screen, it's ugly. This game could be much better, but because of what I just told you, I don't like it.