我是小保安 (2026)

Game Background

Golden Home in Pingfan City is an ordinary-looking old residential compound, yet it hides a secret that could upend the global power hierarchy. Here lives Wang Dazhu, the security guard, who uses a single copy of the Community Management Code to put all arrogant super-powered individuals in their place!Thor storms into the compound riding thunder and lightning, only to be slammed into the ground by the boom barrier for failing to register. A sword-wielding cultivator shows off his aerial skills and accidentally flips his trousers, only to be subdued by a clothes drying rack. An underground boxing champion disturbs the residents with loud noise, and ends up tied up like a zongzi dancing to square dance anthems. The mighty Nine-Tailed Fox runs amok, yet its divine power is sealed by a 9.9-yuan plastic dog leash…When the top powerhouses on the global ranking clash with the toughest community property rules, will thunderous power crush everything, or will the Management Code prevail over all superpowers? As a player, you will immerse yourself in Golden Home, witnessing Uncle Wang tame all kinds of "demons and ghosts" with regulations. You will also make critical choices: strictly enforce property rules and issue fines, or flexibly mediate neighborhood disputes? Help superhumans integrate into the community, or safeguard the peaceful daily life of the compound?From Thor compensating for broken floor tiles and the Flame Lord stoking the boiler, to establishing a Superhuman Mutual Aid Association and drafting a Global Code for Superhuman Community Integration, this community security guard has quietly reshaped the world order. There are no earth-shattering salvation declarations here—only simple rules like "Vehicles must be registered", "No high-rise littering" and "Keep noise within limits". Yet these rules make the strongest bow their heads and bring chaos to order.Immerse yourself in the "Community Makeover Story" of superpower big shots, unlock dozens of hilarious iconic scenes and fun interactive moments, and realize amid laughter: true power is not about conquering the world, but guarding the order of ordinary life.Are you ready to become the "Rule Guardian" of Golden Home?

Featured Systems

Investigation

During gameplay, players will conduct investigations, with different investigations yielding different items.

Choice

In key story segments, players' decisions will determine the direction of the subsequent plot.

Strategy

As the story progresses, the order of investigations will affect different plot developments.

Reaction

In events requiring quick responses, correct or incorrect reactions will shape the follow-up storyline.

Branching Paths

Different story branches will reward players with distinct items, corresponding to varied plot outcomes.