Hoodie Survivor and Super Hoodie Bros

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"Hoodie Survivor" is a rather garbage amateurish joke game, basically a ripoff of Vampire Survivors but with joke sprits like a guy in a hoodie. Why? Nobody knows, but this is a pointless waste of time and a waste of $100 being dumped into Valve's well intentioned but disastrous Steam Direct program. What do you do in the game? Suffer, then uninstall. The graphics here are particularly awful, so bad that it actually stands out as one of the worst looking games on Steam. Quite an accomplishment. It's a big contributor to the failure of the game to attract gamers despite having no up-front cost. Gaming is a primarily visual medium, and if developers want to succeed, they must understand that it's not an area for compromise. This is "free" enough, at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 2 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game coll…

Hoodie Survivor and Super Hoodie Bros is a small indie collection that combines two very different arcade-style games into one package, creating an experience that feels experimental, nostalgic, and occasionally surprisingly addictive despite its obvious limitations. Developed by The Voices Games, the release embraces simplicity in nearly every aspect, focusing on quick gameplay loops, accessible controls, and old-school score-chasing design rather than cinematic storytelling or massive amounts of content. It is the kind of project that clearly comes from developers who enjoy retro arcade gaming and wanted to create something lightweight and straightforward without overcomplicating the formula. The centerpiece of the collection is Hoodie Survivor, a minimalist survival shooter that revolves entirely around movement and positioning. The core mechanic is unusual because the character automatically moves forward and attacks on their own, leaving players responsible only for directing movement and avoiding hazards. At first this design feels almost too simple, but after a few rounds the game becomes surprisingly tense and engaging. Since movement never stops, players constantly need t…

never in my years of living have i seen a more peak game than this, this tops everything i've played. the sheer amount of detail that went into this is insane. and props to you Matthew green cause your a legend.

HELL YEAH!!!

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