Loot Train

⠀

Loot Train is one of literally thousands of retro 2D platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere... and I'm not kidding. Searching for "platformers" on the Steam store page yields over 17,000 results! Is this one of the best of those? Absolutely not. This is a procedurally generated, 2D action rogue-lite game. You play a hooded thief on a train, robbing valuables and fighting colorful enemies and boss characters summoned by the Guild of Righteous Protectors. Gameplay involves exploring different train cars, defeating enemies and bosses, and using items with unique effects to enhance your robbery. The game features a character leveling system, item crafting, and a card gacha system. But due to the lack of polish, clunkiness and very low quality technical implementation, this comes across as an amateur developer biting off way more than they can chew, and it shows... this is indigestible. Platforming is an old, mostly dead genre, and this lacklustre experience, while it doesn't have an upfront cost, isn't saving the genre... it's no surprise this failed to capture any attention from gamers in the era of immersive 3D gaming. Thi…

Loot Train is a roguelite action game developed and published by TechieMay that places players in the role of a mysterious hooded thief determined to rob a bizarre and seemingly endless train packed with valuables, strange passengers, and dangerous defenders. The premise itself carries a slightly dark comedic tone: a massive train filled with wealth travels through a surreal world, and the protagonist’s singular goal is to pillage it car by car while overcoming the enemies and protectors who stand in the way. The game blends elements of roguelite progression, action combat, and light platforming into a compact indie experience that revolves around repeated runs and experimentation. The structure of Loot Train follows the typical roguelite format where each playthrough begins with a fresh attempt to travel deeper through the train’s compartments. Every carriage acts as a small combat arena filled with enemies, hazards, or rewards. Because the train is procedurally generated, the arrangement of rooms, encounters, and items changes from one run to the next. This system ensures that the game rarely unfolds exactly the same way twice, encouraging players to adapt their tactics and expe…

‎

THOSE WHO DIDNT PLAY THIS GAME YOU CAN GO FXK YOURSELF THIS GAME IS THE PEAK OF THE GAMING HISTORY BEST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ON EVERY DEVICE BEST LIGHTWEIGHT ROGUELIKE GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very fun, very yes