Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop
CoproTech Enterprise Solutions · 2024 · Dark Comedy, Funny, Anime, Dark Humor, Choices Matter
PC
9 user reviews89% · 9
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About Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop
You: once young and intelligent, beaming with passion and ambition, have been crushed, ground down, melted and pressure-injected into a cog-shaped mold in the industrial dehumanization machine we call first world finance capital.
Your pleasures are now few:
- On most days, you are granted a quarter of an hour to consume any fast casual cuisine available within a two block radius of your office. This usually means a choice of either abstracted and essentialized "Mexican" or "Japanese" food or some manner of sandwich garnished with sprouts for seemingly no reason.
- You may eject, from your otherwise neglected body, the solid ("Poopee") or liquid ("Peepee") byproducts of the foregoing, deal flow permitting.
- You may shut your eyes and render yourself unconscious for anywhere from 3 to 5 hours each night, deal flow permitting.
Now picture, if you will, this horrifying scenario:
You have just consumed your ration of abstracted and essentialized food and are suddenly overcome with the urge to immediately expel Poopee. Just as you begin inching from your desk, the corded phone practically bolted to it begins to shriek. It's your boss and he needs something from you and you have to take great notes.
Now, what do you do?:
A. Declare your need to eject Poopee, hang up on your boss, and risk the safety and security granted to you by your job?
B. Obediently listen and eject the Poopee directly into your pants?
C. Navigate a middle road: get enough information to do a good enough job while making it to the bathroom in time before you soil yourself?
Part visual novel, part WarioWare-inspired minigame collection, Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop captures this modern struggle. What will you choose? Will you succeed?
Your pleasures are now few:
- On most days, you are granted a quarter of an hour to consume any fast casual cuisine available within a two block radius of your office. This usually means a choice of either abstracted and essentialized "Mexican" or "Japanese" food or some manner of sandwich garnished with sprouts for seemingly no reason.
- You may eject, from your otherwise neglected body, the solid ("Poopee") or liquid ("Peepee") byproducts of the foregoing, deal flow permitting.
- You may shut your eyes and render yourself unconscious for anywhere from 3 to 5 hours each night, deal flow permitting.
Now picture, if you will, this horrifying scenario:
You have just consumed your ration of abstracted and essentialized food and are suddenly overcome with the urge to immediately expel Poopee. Just as you begin inching from your desk, the corded phone practically bolted to it begins to shriek. It's your boss and he needs something from you and you have to take great notes.
Now, what do you do?:
A. Declare your need to eject Poopee, hang up on your boss, and risk the safety and security granted to you by your job?
B. Obediently listen and eject the Poopee directly into your pants?
C. Navigate a middle road: get enough information to do a good enough job while making it to the bathroom in time before you soil yourself?
Part visual novel, part WarioWare-inspired minigame collection, Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop captures this modern struggle. What will you choose? Will you succeed?
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
It is basically a poop-themed mini-game collection. Probably made for mobile in the first place. I can be fun for a while.2 found this helpful
This has a lot of potential. If it had more content, this could be quite a popular palette cleanser between games on streams. Props for the original art, and for full voice acting. Some really cool ideas here, just needs more.
I pooped my pants.............
"Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop," is a unique blend of visual novel and WarioWare-inspired minigame collection that humorously explores the challenges of balancing workplace demands with urgent biological needs. Players navigate the protagonist's desperate attempts to find relief amidst office interruptions, offering a satirical take on modern office culture. Pros: - Humorous Narrative: The game delivers a witty and relatable storyline, capturing the absurdity of office life and the universal struggle of needing a bathroom break at inopportune times. - Engaging Minigames: The inclusion of various minigames keeps the gameplay dynamic and entertaining, requiring quick reflexes and decision-making. - Multiple Endings: The game offers different outcomes based on player choices, encouraging replayability to explore all possible scenarios. Cons: - Short Playtime: The game can be completed in a relatively short period, which may leave some players desiring more content. - Repetitive Elements: Some minigames and scenarios may feel repetitive after multiple playthroughs, potentially diminishing the novelty. - Limited Depth: While entertaining, the game focuses primarily on hum…
Fun game! We've all been there...quickly approaching the moment when we're about to let some chunks go in our pants. This game has a fun take on living that struggle through mini-games. If you're a sensitive child, don't play the game, but everyone else will enjoy it. The mini-games (while limited in number) were funny and fun, and the presentations are bizarre enough to add a challenge. Definitely worth the money.
A retro-esque arcade like game, with super silly decision making and mini-games to get to the toilet! This game is hilarious, and all of the Easter Eggs are really enjoyable- lots of fun pop-culture references to be had. The mini-games are unexpected and fun, and I love seeing updates and more achievements to try to get! It's a silly, gross, addicting fun game, and you can try to beat your PB?! Yes please!
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