Space Bear
Damon Smith · 2020 · Free to Play, Indie, Adventure, Text-Based, Typing
PC
Very Positive98% · 455
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About Space Bear
A “TYPING” “ADVENTURE” “GAME”
WHAT IS SPACE BEAR?
It is exactly what it sounds like
NO SERIOUSLY TELL ME ABOUT THE GAME ALREADY
It's a multi-choice text adventure typing game! Sort of. With some crappy graphics.
ANY UNIQUE MECHANICS?
Since you are play an impatient bear, instead of typing out the full sentence like OTHER typing games, you can just mash your paws on the keyboard to finish a sentence.
WHAT ABOUT THE STORY?
It's that tired old formula of a bear wearing a talking Spacesuit that has to save his planet from destruction. Look just play it and stop bothering me. It's only about 30 minutes long.
GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULD PLAY IT
Well it's called Space Bear for one. Oh all right. There's a dance battle in it.
COOL IT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD!
It's not.
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU EXPECT TO PAY FOR SUCH QUALITY?
Nothing.
THEN YOU WILL BE PLEASANTLY UNSURPRISED TO LEARN THAT SPACE BEAR IS COMPLETELY FREE!
But I like advertisements, in-game purchases, freemium titles, in-game timers...
WELL...UHHH...WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL MAYBE?
What's the sequel about?
PROBABLY UNDERWATER BEAR
Any cool new sidekicks?
MAYBE A KLEPTOMANIAC DIVING SUIT WITH A FOUL TEMPER?
Wait, how did I become the one asking the questions?
UH...UM...TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOLKS!
GAME FEATURES:
TESTIMONIALS:
WHAT IS SPACE BEAR?
It is exactly what it sounds like
NO SERIOUSLY TELL ME ABOUT THE GAME ALREADY
It's a multi-choice text adventure typing game! Sort of. With some crappy graphics.
ANY UNIQUE MECHANICS?
Since you are play an impatient bear, instead of typing out the full sentence like OTHER typing games, you can just mash your paws on the keyboard to finish a sentence.
WHAT ABOUT THE STORY?
It's that tired old formula of a bear wearing a talking Spacesuit that has to save his planet from destruction. Look just play it and stop bothering me. It's only about 30 minutes long.
GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULD PLAY IT
Well it's called Space Bear for one. Oh all right. There's a dance battle in it.
COOL IT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD!
It's not.
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU EXPECT TO PAY FOR SUCH QUALITY?
Nothing.
THEN YOU WILL BE PLEASANTLY UNSURPRISED TO LEARN THAT SPACE BEAR IS COMPLETELY FREE!
But I like advertisements, in-game purchases, freemium titles, in-game timers...
WELL...UHHH...WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL MAYBE?
What's the sequel about?
PROBABLY UNDERWATER BEAR
Any cool new sidekicks?
MAYBE A KLEPTOMANIAC DIVING SUIT WITH A FOUL TEMPER?
Wait, how did I become the one asking the questions?
UH...UM...TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOLKS!
GAME FEATURES:
- Learn mad typing skills...bear style!
- You can totally play this game by mashing your paws on the keys!
- Some* art! (*YMMV)
- Multiple choice* branching story! (*It's pretty linear...)
- An epic aforementioned story of bravery, courage, daring, determination, fear-overcomingness, fortitude, tenacity and other words!
- Fight the evil Void Moles and save the Bear planet from destruction?!
TESTIMONIALS:
- "Makes typing fun again!" - Damon Smith (author of Space Bear)
- "It's a bit shit." - Jordan Ewen (Friend of Damon Smith (author of Space Bear))
- "I don't understand. What is Steam?" - Ann Smith (Mother of Damon Smith (author of Space Bear))
- "The art looks like it was done by a talented 4 year old." - (Sister of Damon Smith (author of Space Bear))
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
A tedious parody game—I wouldn't recommend it to everyone... If you're young, it might be funny More free game: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45031235-Best-free-hidden-gems-and-unique-game2 found this helpful
Definitely better than I had expected. Is this a stupid game? Yeah it is, I probably rolled my eyes as much as I laughed, but it's EXTREMELY self-aware, and it's [i]meant[/i] to be stupid. It is funny though, and pretty cute a few times, although it's not all puppydogs and rainbows, there is a relatively dark story here. If you can't tell by the trailer, this is more or less a visual novel, but you mash the keyboard for your responses, it's funny, but it does get a tad tedious after a while. If you're just looking for something silly that you can casually finish in 30 minutes or so, check this one out.1 found this helpful
IT'S LIKE DARK SOULS EXCEPT GOOD
THIS IS A SELF REFERENTIAL SELF AWARE SELF INDULGENT REVIEW FOR SPACE BEAR AS LOVINGLY WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS AND WITHOUT PUNCTUATION FOR YOUR READING CONVENIENCE IT BEGINS BY EXPLAINING THIS REVIEW IS WRITTEN IN THE SAME STYLE AND FORMAT AS THOSE USED IN SPACE BEAR SO IF THIS TURNS YOU ON HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU HONEY NO THIS REVIEW IS NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY HUMOR IN VIDEO GAME REVIEWS IS EXCLUSIVELY THE DOMAIN OF THE WELL PAID REVIEWERS OF IGN AND NO ONE IS PAYING ME TO REVIEW A FREE GAME EVEN THOUGH THEY SHOULD THE REVIEW GOES ON TO SAY THAT A WELL TIMED POP CULTURE REFERENCE WOULD NORMALLY BE PLACED HERE AS A THROWAWAY LINE BUT AS YOU KNOW THESE TYPE OF REFERENCES HAVE A LIMITED SHELF LIFE AND DO NOT AGE WELL SO LET US INSTEAD USE THE TIMELESS REFERENCE OF WHICH TOPIC DO YOU SPEAK OF WILLIS THAT NEVER GETS OLD TO AVOID OVERSTAYING ITS WELCOME THIS ONE NOTE REVIEW ENDS BY SAYING FINALLY A GAME THAT DOES NOT OPPRESS ME WITH THE BURDEN OF SO MANY NARRATIVE POSSIBILITIES AND SHADES OF GREY MORALITY NO A SINGLE PATH NON BRANCHING NON CONSEQUENTIAL NON INTERACTIVE INTERACTIVE GAME IS THE ONE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME URSINE ADJACENT AND CAN BARELY MAKE RELEVANT PUNS PLEASE BARE WITH ME AND PR…
this game changed my life, I love space bear. 10/10
AMAZING GAME, DEV ARE SEXCELLENT AT OPTIMI-DESIGN. WHEN I PLAY I GET 1000 FPS. STROY IS 69/420. 10/1000 WOULD SMASH AGAIN. PEAK ABOSULE CINEMA GAEM OF THE YEAR. 1000000000% KEK NOT CRINGE. THIS ALSO GIVE ME GRILLFRIEND AND I AM GET MARRIED AND HAVE SNEX AND LOTS OF KINDS WITH WIEF. HAPPY LIF. THANK U DEV, YOU ARE GOAT FOR MAKING GOATED GAEM.
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