Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool

Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool

Glinkie Games Inc. · December 14, 2020 · Arcade, Shoot 'Em Up, Score Attack, 2D, Cute

Buy Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool from Steam at $1.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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7 user reviews100% · 7
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Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool price by region

Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool costs €1.59 in Europe (EUR), £1.69 in the United Kingdom, $1.99 in the United States, $1.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$2.29 in Canada, NZ$2.49 in New Zealand, A$2.95 in Australia, R$4.49 in Brazil and zł7.19 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Europe (EUR) €1.59 €1.59 — 1
United Kingdom £1.69 £1.69 — 1
United Statesyour region $1.99 $1.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $1.99 $1.99 — 1
Canada CA$2.29 CA$2.29 — 1
New Zealand NZ$2.49 NZ$2.49 — 1
Australia A$2.95 A$2.95 — 1
Brazil R$4.49 R$4.49 — 1
Poland zł7.19 zł7.19 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool

✦ AI summary

Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool is a retro-arcade space shooter where you blast through waves of rogue waste transport units while chasing high scores with eight dynamic powerups that constantly shift your tactics. Its tongue-in-cheek humor, custom soundtrack, and global leaderboards give this deliberately ridiculous premise the polish and replayability of a classic arcade experience.

A retro-arcade-inspired space shooter with a focus on exhilarating powerups and score attack.

Ship's Log, Stardate 471 9102. Captain S. Tool reporting
President Lax Ative has personally called upon me to carry out a sensitive mission. Something has gone wrong with the colony's automated Waste Transport Units. Once destined to drop their nasty cargo into the sun, they now roam our busiest interstellar routes, endangering all passers-by. I've been asked to rectify the situation discretely. To aid my mission, this fine (if not curiously named) vessel, Starship Turd Nugget, has been retrofitted with fiber infused uranium cannons. While I am honored to be called upon by the president herself, I have to admit......something doesn't smell right about this.
End of Log

Key Features

  • 8 powerups keep it fun and vary the gameplay
  • global cross-platform leaderboard. fight for the honor of your preferred OS!
  • tongue-in-cheek humor puts a unique slant on the genre
  • awesome sfx
  • custom music created exclusively for this game

Scoring


The scoring system rewards bold pilots...... more details and Pro Tips available via the in-game instructions.

Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jan 12, 2024
Rating: ★★★★★ Starship Turd Nugget takes the gaming world by storm with its unexpected twist on the classic spaceship shooter genre. This zany and downright hilarious game offers a unique and entertaining experience that will leave players in stitches while still delivering solid gameplay mechanics. From the moment you launch into space, you'll notice the unconventional enemy at your hands - poop! Yes, you read that right. But don't let the absurdity fool you; this game is an absolute blast (no pun intended). Graphics and Design: The developers have done an exceptional job creating a visually stunning space environment. The Starship Turd Nugget is creatively designed, and the vibrant colors add to the overall lighthearted atmosphere of the game. The attention to detail in the poop projectiles is surprisingly impressive, with different shapes and sizes that add an extra layer of humor to the game. Gameplay: Starship Turd Nugget provides a refreshing take on the traditional space shooter. The controls are intuitive, allowing for seamless navigation through asteroid fields and enemy waves. The inclusion of various power-ups and upgrades keeps the gameplay engaging, and the strateg…
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 31, 2021
After playing this game for a moderate amount of time, I can say as a fact. I am now "Too Cool For Stool". This game is quick and easy and great for passing time.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Apr 21, 2021
Brilliant! Modern take on the all-time classic. Great way to spend a few hours.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 1, 2021
The best game of 2021 has arrived. If you haven't played Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool you are missing out! This is a classic arcade game through and through perfected to give you the right combination of all things great! It keeps you coming back for more. I love games that are straight forward to learn and fun to play. Starship has awesome controls and amazing power ups! Spread Gun, Berserk Mode, Speed Boost, Point Multipliers and glorious bags of money oh and don't forget the gum that sticks everything on the screen in place but then offers the opportunity to reclaim the gum for even more points! If all else fails and you know you are doomed you can sacrifice a life in exchange for major points and a clear screen, These power ups and mechanics are the perfect storm. The games are quick and dirty but the time spent perfecting your score trying to hit the global leader board could end up taking alot of time as the fun and addictiveness are at an all time high. My advice....kill close you get the most points this way. All power ups give a temporary shield and yield solid points. The screen clear can be super helpful but abuse it and things will end too quickly. It isn't…
1 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 14, 2020
This is a great little game. Nostalgic, addictive as hell, and funny without being crass. You can jump in whenever you have a bit of time, and will just want to try again and again. AWESOME.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 30, 2020
A nice way to kill time in 2 minute increments :-)

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