Telecube Nightmare

More reviews, honesty, hot opinions, etc. on my Curator Page, which is how I got a key to this game in the first place: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/28898588-True-Game-Truths/ There's more production value than I would've expected for a $3.39 Unity-engine platformer, with the character's animated facial expressions, effects and sounds for teleporting and taking out enemies, and the fog of war effect in World 3 was a nice surprise, especially combined with the creepy music. It's neat enough, but there's no shortage of creative platformers on Steam. Let's be honest. That being said, one of the selling points of this game (featured on the Store page, for crying out loud) are the Achievements. In 20 minutes, you can get all of the letters of the alphabet, so you could in theory straight-up write out words in your Achievement Showcase. In theory. Because for some reason, this game has "Profile Features Limited," which means it "is not currently eligible to appear in certain showcases on your Steam Profile, and does not contribute to global Achievement or game collector counts." So, so much for unlocking the entire alphabet and customizing your profile. And yes, that i…

Few hours of fun with this puzzle platformer with just the perfect amount of increase in difficulty. Easy to 100%, would recommend for achievement hunters!

This is a physics puzzle game (it looks like a platformer, it isn't) with simple cartoony graphics. The goal is to collect all the coins/keys/tokens whatever on the map then land on the exit, and here's the gameplay gimmick: You can't move, just teleport where you click the mouse, then fall (hopefully onto a key or somewhere safe). To make this challenging the developers deliberately impaired the players available view, so you have to guess or trial-and-error the right places to teleport. While this looks and is structured like a mobile port, it seems to be designed so you can unlock letters of the alphabet for your Steam achievement showcase, presumably so you can spell rude words or something. Regardless, it's a kind of poor game that might do well on mobile but has no merits as a PC game whatsoever. Actually they might have made a lot of money with this on mobile, so putting it exclusively on Steam is a bit of a shot to their own feet here.

Pretty sweet little game! The sprite design is clean, the overall visual language is simple and consistent, the teleportation mechanic is fun and (as long as there are no frame rate hiccups) very well implemented - and in terms of gameplay it's got a nice difficulty progression from super-easy all the way up to to moderately tricky. I had a nice time with this. If you want something light and colorful to fill the time, it's worth the $0.99 (or whatever I spent on it).

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