The This Guy Eli Stroker Game

This Guy Eli is a pretty straightforward game, move the mouse back and forth until Eli dumps a load (well, I assume it's Eli, but I'm just guessing). There are 4 ♥♥♥♥♥ to choose from, (5 technically I think, but one is locked and I don't know how to unlock it), 3 different moaning sounds, and 3 different sizes. The game play is the same regardless of what combination you choose, dripping pre-♥♥♥ and a quick 30 second whack job culminating in a moan and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's not quite as fun as playing with my own ♥♥♥♥, but I enjoy this game well enough -- the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animation is pretty good; the ♥♥♥♥ pulsates in just the right way. Though it'd be nice if there were a few variations or maybe some sort of edging technique that made for a bigger load -- maybe those ideas can be put into an update or a sequel. This Guy Eli also gave me another idea ... somebody needs to make an ejaculating ♥♥♥♥ desktop companion ... something that regularly ♥♥♥♥ all over my icons or taskbar or something; I'd snatch that up in a second. *Images are uncensored and without mosaic.

Hey, so, this is a phenomenal porn game for something that costs 2 bucks. (Granted, I don't play a ton of porn games, but I've heard some things on the internet about them.) Fun character voices with three "modes" for each voice? All voice-acted by a real human with a human mouth? Pixel art ♥♥♥♥ designs that are unique for each character? All rendered by a multi-digited mammalian hand (presumably human)? THREE different ♥♥♥♥ sizes? Probably lovingly researched by a squishy human brain that has blood and stuff inside of it? Are you kidding me? This game is only 2 buckaroonies, folks. Well worth it!

You get what you pay for: My only real point of contention is that I was hoping it'd be more like a "JOI" type game; instructing you on what to do (slow, fast, etc.), giving a bit of praise when you succeed, and maybe even a bit of banter to keep things interesting. It's not that at all, but I still had fun with it. The male moaning is fine, maybe a little too 'over the top,' but he sounds nice and it's still enjoyable imo. The voice lines change depending on what 'toy' and personality you choose, also a plus. Overall I think it's worth a look!