Tong

Tong

Miracle Tea · 2025 · PvP, Satire, Arcade, Parody , Score Attack

PC
3 user reviews100% · 3
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About Tong

A PvP FOOD FIGHTING BATTLER!

Set in the grottiest fast food restaurant in town, challenge your friends or battle strangers online in this chaotic, tongue-powered showdown! Armed with an absurdly long tongue, compete by licking as much food as you can muster to claim the golden crown in this off-the-wall licking contest!

LICK RANDOM OBJECTS

Use your massive tongue to lick snacks, launch mystery meat, and fling utter chaos across the table. It’s fast, messy, and totally unhinged! All your games in Tong are tracked in your personal stat screen, so make each one legendary!

SPRAY CONDIMENTS ON STRANGERS

Arm yourself with an arsenal of condiments! From ketchup and mustard to some of the wildest hot sauces imaginable, get utterly messy and cover your opponents in sticky chaos! Rack up XP, max out your character, and unleash total food-fight mayhem in real-time multiplayer matches.

DECORATE YOUR TONG

Make a fashion statement! Unlock outrageous hats to distract, dazzle, and annoy your online rivals. Stand out, look ridiculous, and show off your style! You can even change background colours WOW!

TONS OF GROTTY ITEMS TO UNLOCK

Horde a bunch of old stuff in a box. Bog roll, old socks, scratch cards and canned tuna, you'll discover tons of bonkers items for your material needs. Study each item in compendium to outwit your rivals when the time is right!

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Nov 13, 2025
A lot of fun!! Will become part of my routine, a nice Tong warm up. Perfect for 10 minute stints, but equally compelling to play longer. I want to unlock the jam sauce. I really enjoy squirting sauce into the other players face, it's incredibly satisfying and is done with such attitude, I feel like the level of disrespect is definitely there. I also want to fill out my crate list, loving all the things you can deploy to gain the advantage, whether some stinky Stilton or cheesy socks. A wonderful effort by the devs!
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Recommended Nov 8, 2025
Heh. Tongues. Very fun game! Very, very fun. I don't like it when strangers slam their feet on the table mid-game. That's a bit rude.
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Recommended Nov 8, 2025
TONG TONG TONG TONG One of the greatest TONG based games ever made. I have been ignoring my family and friends as I need to improve my TONG and one day be accepted by the almighty TONG. Generally an amazing little PVP game that is fast pace and keeps you in the action.
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