Welcome to the Ungdung Cafe

RPG Maker strikes again! "Welcome to the Ungdung Cafe" is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality assets coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. Notably, the "developer" couldn't work out how to use RPG Maker to make a JRPG (the only thing it can do, and it's terrible at it). Instead, we have what is mostly just an e-book, and the e-book plot goes roughly like this... the author is a teacher and he gets a crush on an underage student then meets her again later at a school reunion so he opens a coffee cart... yeah the author is expressing a fantasy about a teacher dating a (once underaged) student. It's incredibly creepy, cringey stuff. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of RP…