Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates

Basic little wave based shooter feels like it was ported from mobile likely. There really isn't much to it and it got boring very quickly. Beyond that there are many bugs with the scoring system and even the menus were a bit wonky. I did not enjoy this. :-(

Before I played this game: ＼＼ ＿ 　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 <　⌒ヽ 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/　＼＼ 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　Lﾉ After I played this game: ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　 ）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)

I bought this years back and played an hour and appear to have walked away. I couldn't remember why so gave it a go again and instantly remembered why. This is not a game for kids, it's not a game for adult, no one should be playing this game. It is one level that has been re-skinned. It's boring, repetitive and actually hard with the mechanics in place. I would not recommend.

This is a wave based shootemup with a cartoony pirate theme. Shoot waves of incoming enemies to see how long you can survive. The game has a Paradox splashscreen but is "published" by Nitro Games, which seems a bit suspicious. Regardless, that's far from the worst problem. The game is buggy to the point of being unplayable. While there is a 4K option, the game crashes immediately if you select it. Running with a lower resolution, at least the game waits until you try to enter the first round before crashing to desktop. The game doesn't work properly, but they want $7.50 for it. I say, no.

Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates is a small-scale, arcade-inspired top-down shooter that embraces a deliberately silly premise and old-school design sensibilities. Developed and published by Nitro Games, the title revolves around a mischievous pirate, Woody Two-Legs, whose ill-advised theft of cursed treasure draws the wrath of an undead pirate fleet led by the infamous Davy Jones. Rather than attempting a cinematic narrative or complex progression system, the game focuses squarely on frantic survival, score chasing, and wave-based chaos, positioning itself as a light, pick-up-and-play experience rooted in classic arcade traditions. The core gameplay loop is centered on defending a treasure island from relentless waves of zombie pirate ships. Players pilot Woody’s vessel around the island, firing cannons from either side while trying to prevent enemies from reaching the shore or overwhelming the ship. Enemies arrive from multiple directions simultaneously, creating constant pressure and forcing players to manage positioning just as carefully as raw firepower. The emphasis is on endurance and situational awareness, as the battlefield becomes increasingly crowded with ho…

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