Business-hooiznes

Business-hooiznes, developed by Nikita "Ghost_RUS" and Underanger TheGachiWarrior and published by Ghost_RUS Games, is an odd, low-budget attempt at a business-themed simulation that quickly reveals itself to be something far less conventional. Rather than delivering a structured tycoon experience with systems to manage and optimize, it leans into chaotic, choice-driven storytelling infused with absurd humor and unpredictable outcomes. The result is a game that feels more like an experimental narrative sandbox than a genuine simulation of entrepreneurship. The premise follows a struggling startup founder attempting to secure funding and bring various business ideas to life. While this setup suggests a progression system involving planning, resource management, and growth, the actual gameplay moves in a different direction. Instead of building a company step by step, players are presented with a series of scenarios where they must make choices that influence the direction of events. These decisions can lead to wildly different outcomes, ranging from minor successes to abrupt failures, often without clear logic or predictable cause-and-effect relationships. Mechanically, the game r…

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A garbage half not actually translated from Russian game. I really wouldn't bother with.

Waste of time

Best game I ever played. Would recommend to people who.

This game looks like a virus. It comes down to a bunch of multiple choice questions, most being rather nonsensical, with a lot seeming to be references to memes. Maybe it'd be funny if I was fluent in Russian and it just has poor English translations but currently, I can't recommend this one.