Coffee Crisis

better story than twilight.

It seems great for the first few seconds, then you realize it's not. The graphics and atmosphere are more than fine (apart from some effects that distort the screen or alter the colors just to annoy the player). The problem is the gameplay: hordes of enemies that cannot be stopped, which force you to jump around without understanding anything, without any tactics. Such a pity.

Baristas swing fists hard Smurglians want our coffee Metal fuels the fight

I think this game gets a really bad rap. I saw the mixed reviews and was like "no I will pass" until a friend of mine said it was not that bad. I bought and boy am I glad I did. Yes it is not as mechanically profound like other fighers but it is more of a chaotic brawler then a combo focused beat em up. Yes it is a beat em up but the focus is more on lots of enemies picking up weapons and power ups. You will find in the middle of a huge mob of enemies as you windle them down they will drop health, damage multipliers, invincibility, 1ups..... I mean if you lose on a level just replay because sometimes you have bad drops and other times they are dropping all the good stuff. Honestly It has not taken me long to get towards the end of the game. Yes I watched a playthrough. Also everyone said how hard the game was so I put it on easy and no modifiers and just been flying through it. The story is so over the top but I love it! Its what a good classic retro beat em up should be. I understand this game is not going to be everyone's cup of tea but it is by no means a 'Bad" game. The pacing and levels change often enough that they don't overstay their welcome. Lots of Story for a retro style…

if you want to catch a cardiac arrest, then please play and do not deny yourself anything. and yes, drink more coffee, maybe even more. mix coffee, alcohol and energy drink yeah

Coffee Crisis is arguably the best beat-'em-up released for the Mega Drive in years! Jokes aside, the game excels in delivering top-notch gameplay while maintaining a smooth experience. It truly captures those pure '80s vibes. The only minor drawback I’d mention is the game's duration. However, it excels in almost every other aspect for fans of '80s arcades—be it music, plot, gameplay, graphics, or co-op features. Definitely a well-crafted game worth playing.