Watarcade

craig

Watarcade for all intents and purposes definitely literally literally is a collection of arcade style minigames, or so they generally kind of thought, which basically mostly is quite significant, which actually is quite significant. Either for all intents and purposes particularly for the most part essentially play by yourself and particularly essentially mostly for the most part get a new very sort of particularly for all intents and purposes personal really particularly generally pretty high score or actually generally mostly generally play with up to 5 basically generally very other people in the multiplayer, kind of for all intents and purposes actually particularly contrary to popular belief, which kind of definitely essentially is quite significant, so either for all intents and purposes particularly specifically definitely play by yourself and particularly essentially basically definitely get a new very sort of very generally personal really particularly sort of for all intents and purposes high score or actually generally basically mostly play with up to 5 basically generally sort of kind of other people in the multiplayer, kind of for all intents and purposes basically for…

playing this game is like finding out the reason you didn't see your uncle from the ages of 4 to 9 is because he was arrested for a felony.

At first I looked at its surface- A game of reused assets and flash games. I looked at Watarcade's mascot. Maybe it was because it was a jellyfish that had eyes and was named Squidy- but he stunk. He scared customers. A psychopath. I looked him in his gelatinous eyes: "You're fired!"...... My voice echoed in the distance... "fired" "fired". Squidy's eyes filled with tears- He didn't deserve this kind of treatment. His tentacles stood erect on the sand as he turned to me and said- "Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah. You’re right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I’m not changin’. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. ‘Cause i’m the real article. What you see is what you get" My head slowly drooped in shame. I ~did~ like Watarcade- I just needed to change the character. I said goodbye to Squidy and said hello to Wiggly. Then I lost all my money at the slots. 5 stars

Very fun (most of my time is on the matching game mode)

Watarcade solved my "Virginity Issue" (!) (!) (!) Thank you ALIVE-XTRIS (!) (!) (!)