You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN

You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN

Long Nguyen · December 13, 2020 · Action, Casual, Shoot 'Em Up, Arcade, Shooter

Buy You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN from Steam at $1.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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7 user reviews86% · 7
Best price
$1.99
lowest tracked $0.99
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You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN price by region

You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN costs $1.39 in Georgia (USD), €1.59 in Europe (EUR), £1.69 in the United Kingdom, $1.99 in the United States, CA$2.29 in Canada, NZ$2.49 in New Zealand, A$2.95 in Australia, R$4.49 in Brazil and zł7.19 in Poland right now.

Cheapest You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $1.39 $1.39 — 1
Europe (EUR) €1.59 €1.59 — 1
United Kingdom £1.69 £1.69 — 1
United Statesyour region $1.99 $1.99 — 1
Canada CA$2.29 CA$2.29 — 1
New Zealand NZ$2.49 NZ$2.49 — 1
Australia A$2.95 A$2.95 — 1
Brazil R$4.49 R$4.49 — 1
Poland zł7.19 zł7.19 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN

On the surface, You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN appears to be a simple two-button sidescrolling shoot 'em up with 10 playable characters, hilarious powerups and tons of action. Upon closer inspection however, one realizes that this is no mere game but instead a deeply metaphorical, spiritual and philosophical study of the human struggle as we navigate the often unpredictable and tempestuous waters of life.

One might ask: “Is it possible to confront the things that confront us? Is there no separation between well-being and space-time?” Perhaps, the answer to that may or may not lie within this "Game".

Journey on, Sweet Pilgrim, as you guide the brown chain through the crossroads of quantum turbulence!

KEY FEATURES:
- You get to control a piece of poop!
- It's REALLY cheap!

You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Dec 20, 2024
This is a fantastic shooter that will make all your dreams come true. great for family events and church pot lucks. also makes a great wedding gift. Pros: warm, soft, and sticky Cons: contains Joe Bidens brain
3 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 14, 2020
My dream of role-playing as a turd has finally come true! It's an interesting mix of flappy bird and gradius from a gameplay perspective; with one button for jumping and another for shooting. You can also gain extra life by collecting more turds. The variety of enemies and levels slowly change the longer you play as well. BTW Recommend you change your buttons to something other than mouse 1 and 2 or you'll get carpal tunnel!
3 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 14, 2020
10 out of 10! A game about ♥♥♥♥ that is better than all the ♥♥♥♥ games out there now! Pros: You are poo. Cons: Not enough corn.
3 found this helpful
Recommended Mar 27, 2026
a work of outsider-art - this is what indie games are all about. you will for sure get 2 dollars worth of laughs out loud from playing this game. i was impressed, i actually didn't think it would be as polished as it is. and the high score leaderboard thing is the chefs kiss.
1 found this helpful

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