Chip Off The Ol' Stumbling Block

THIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE. I WAS A HOMELESS METH ADDICT AND THEN WHEN I FIRST TOUCHED THE KEYBOARD TO PLAY, IT WAS AS IF GOD'S LIGHT WAS TOUCHING ME INSTEAD. NOW A FEW MONTHS LATER I HAVE THE BODY OF AN OLYMPIAN AND THE BANK ACCOUNT OF A VANDERBILT HEIR. THANK YOU, CHIP OFF THE OL' STUMBLING BLOCK!

if your not having fun, just wait till level four... i would pay at least 3, maybe even 3.49 for this game. deserves more recognition. soundtrack was very exciting. before playing this game, i was in a very dark place. completing this game taught me many important life lessons about hard work, determination, and working hard. went into the flow state.

I was an 8 year old orphan with no home and addicted to fentanyl until I played this game and was cleansed, now I'm a 20 year old world champion of all sports with the body of an ancient greek statue made with the purest marble, I have a loving family and am no longer addicted to drugs. This game is god embodied and all those who touch it will experience the gift of the heavens.