What is the cheapest place to buy Help! I am REALLY horny!?

Steam at $4.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.

Is Help! I am REALLY horny! free?

No — Help! I am REALLY horny! is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $4.99.

Has Help! I am REALLY horny! ever been cheaper?

Yes — the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in June 2026 is $0.99. It is $4.99 today.

Can I play Help! I am REALLY horny! on Mac?

Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Help! I am REALLY horny!. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.

Is Help! I am REALLY horny! multiplayer?

No — Steam lists Help! I am REALLY horny! as single-player only.

Is Help! I am REALLY horny! on PC Game Pass?

No — Help! I am REALLY horny! is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $4.99.

Help! I am REALLY horny!

Name: Help! I am REALLY horny!
Brand: Professional Villains
Availability: InStock

Professional Villains · February 25, 2020 · Story Rich, Sexual Content, Choose Your Own Adventure, Soundtrack, Comedy

Buy Help! I am REALLY horny! from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$4.99

lowest tracked $0.99

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Prices last checked 29 Aug 2026, 15:27 UTC

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Where to buy Help! I am REALLY horny! — official stores

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Standard Edition · Steam

$4.99

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Help! I am REALLY horny! price by region

Help! I am REALLY horny! costs $3.29 in Georgia (USD), €3.99 in Europe (EUR), £3.99 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, CA$5.69 in Canada, NZ$6.29 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$10.89 in Brazil and zł17.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Help! I am REALLY horny! offer in each region, in local currency
Region	Best price	Official store	Key shop	Stores
Georgia (USD)	$3.29	$3.29	—	1
Europe (EUR)	€3.99	€3.99	—	1
United Kingdom	£3.99	£3.99	—	1
United Statesyour region	$4.99	$4.99	—	1
Canada	CA$5.69	CA$5.69	—	1
New Zealand	NZ$6.29	NZ$6.29	—	1
Australia	A$7.50	A$7.50	—	1
Brazil	R$10.89	R$10.89	—	1
Poland	zł17.99	zł17.99	—	1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

About Help! I am REALLY horny!

Have you ever done something really stupid and very shortsighted, while you were horny? Something you would never even consider doing, had it not been for your overwhelming lust?

You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.

- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.

- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.

- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.

- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.

- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.

- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.

Help! I am REALLY horny! — game info

Platforms: Windows
Player modes: Single-player
PC Game Pass: Not included

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Help! I am REALLY horny! price history

Help! I am REALLY horny! is $4.99 at Steam right now, compared across 1 store. The lowest we have tracked is $0.99.

2026-06-19low $0.99 · now $4.99

Might be worth waiting — It tends to drop further during sales — usual sale price around $0.99.

Help! I am REALLY horny! price changes · tracked since 19 Jun 2026
Date	Price	Store
29 Aug 2026	$4.99 ▲	Steam
22 Aug 2026	$0.99 ▼	Steam
18 Jul 2026	$4.99 ▲	—
26 Jun 2026	$0.99 ▼	—
19 Jun 2026	$4.99	—

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Help! I am REALLY horny! — questions & answers

What is the cheapest place to buy Help! I am REALLY horny!?: Steam at $4.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.
Is Help! I am REALLY horny! free?: No — Help! I am REALLY horny! is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $4.99.
Has Help! I am REALLY horny! ever been cheaper?: Yes — the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in June 2026 is $0.99. It is $4.99 today.
Is Help! I am REALLY horny! worth buying now?: Might be worth waiting. It tends to drop further during sales — usual sale price around $0.99.
Can I play Help! I am REALLY horny! on Mac?: Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Help! I am REALLY horny!. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.
Is Help! I am REALLY horny! multiplayer?: No — Steam lists Help! I am REALLY horny! as single-player only.
Is Help! I am REALLY horny! on PC Game Pass?: No — Help! I am REALLY horny! is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $4.99.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Sep 17, 2023

Its like playing Among us in 2D pov but with d*cks and v@gina faced characters! and then out of nowhere its like you are now playing geometry dash but as the sperm-cell racing to the egg, XD... its the best time killer ever! - you ain't finding no hentai though that's for sure!

8 found this helpful

Recommended Dec 12, 2023

Helped!

1 found this helpful

Recommended Apr 8, 2025

so far seems like a fun little game but some areas do seem to need some work. moving is kinda weird and unpredictable. the mini games are surprisingly a little difficult at times . i am currently at the point where i am trying to push the ♥♥♥♥ in latex to the other room. I've tried for multiple minutes, my character keeps getting stuck on nothing and it wont bounce the guy in the direction of the door at all even while bouncing him all around the room. good for a cheap game .

Recommended Mar 22, 2025

I can't control my horny level.

Recommended May 23, 2024

No gonna lie, this is literally me every freaking day :3

Not recommended Aug 11, 2023

this is the stupidest game i have ever had the displeasure of playing

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