Gold Wiper

What's good about this game? Except the lewd, well, more likely sexual pornographic content, the game itself is a nice game. Even if the game itself has no such explicit content, the game itself is actually a solid one. I just wished there was an option in the settings where he could disable the H-scenes from being played, and even disable it altogether. If you're asking me why I would say such a thing, because the other game, from the same developer, who has a similar name, which is called "Gold Drill" has actually those functionalities where you could hide it by clicking the back button, to skip it altogether per stage. The Evil thing about this, would be the sexual pornographic content... well, it's the main "thing" players would want or need why they're buying it. Even in general term, the content itself is horrendous... Why? Let me elaborate it to you. You pay this game to see the girls. The character designs is appealing. Their outclothes is spot on. SPOT ON, I DARE SAY! But what do you get? They're full in nude! WHY??!! IS THERE NO OPTION TO HAVE THEIR CLOTHES ON?! FFFFF For those who would want this game because of the similar game I/we/etc played back then, yes, I reco…

Gold Wiper is a compact arcade game developed and published by Edge Games that takes inspiration from the territory-clearing gameplay associated with Qix and Gals Panic. Released in 2022, it combines a familiar arcade concept with adult-oriented unlockable content, creating an experience aimed at a very specific audience. Instead of relying on complicated mechanics or an extensive campaign, the game focuses on quick stages, straightforward objectives, enemy interference, and rewards earned by successfully uncovering concealed images. The premise is intentionally light. The protagonist spends a lonely evening thinking about his girlfriends and discovers videos that could help him revisit those memories. Unfortunately, the thumbnail images have somehow been concealed, with the story suggesting that his sister may have been responsible for the prank. The protagonist therefore sets out to restore the hidden pictures. It is a deliberately absurd explanation for the gameplay rather than a serious narrative, and players should not expect meaningful character development or an elaborate plot. Its main purpose is to establish why every stage revolves around gradually revealing an obscured …

Do you like wiping gold objects or cleaning in general? Well, then this game is not for you. Here you're erasing, or better yet, capturing areas to win. I'm not clear about the gold part of the title, though. If you know an old game called Qix, you'll be familiar with the gameplay served by this title. In other words, you move around a rectangular field, capturing area by forming rectangular shapes with your movement. Once you capture enough area within a time limit, you complete a level. It is a simple yet engaging mechanic. To make things more challenging, you're not the only one moving about the field. There are three types of boss enemies, plus their smaller minions, that you will encounter on stages. Each stage has one or two of the boss opponents. They kill you if either they touch you or you get hit by any of their attacks. Learning the enemy attack patterns is the key to victory. Pay attention to the sound signals. In total, there are three waifus with ten levels each; thirty overall. The difficulty of the final few levels of every waifu spikes a bit, mainly due to the limited time and two bosses at once. Fortunately, you can utilize special skills to conquer the field.…

There is potential here if the dev figures out how to make controls and resolution work. 1920x1080 at full screen for some reason wants to extend past my screen, so I can't see the level borders. Playing on Steam Deck in desktop mode is basically impossible because it only wants to accept the Steam Deck's inputs even if a mouse and controller are attached. The keyboard controls are pretty atrocious for navigating menus. Also not a fan of how you have to intentionally play slow to get the collection hearts. Many times I'm clearing levels before the second or third heart even appear.

If I have to complain about something, is that the animation quality is too janky. The male character moves like he wants push a heavy object instead of doing seggs. I played this kinds of puzzle games in the past and it is still as annoying as I remember them. Luckily I still remember the old strategy I used to use for games like these; build small connecting "bridges" little by little between cleared areas. 7 out of 10, could've been an 8 if it wasn't for the janky seggs animations.

Press "H" in the game to speed up (need to press the key for every level). Can't go wrong with the price while having discount.