The Ditty of Carmeana

This game taught me valuable lessons about credit card debt.

Fun game to a point. Gozamata figth with that obnoxious ♥♥♥♥ cora made me dislike the game enough to quit it. Sure lets make a game with clunky controls where main appeal is humor and make a boss that needs to be damaged in specific body part with a crossbow that has a shorter lock on than my irl piss range. Oh yea if you ever get hit by the boss it does no damage (at least with my armor) but the ♥♥♥♥ will spam dialogue boxes at you forever. I tried to shoot the tail (but like i said i piss further and there is no better corssbows to buy from what i seen) 200 bolts later i hit it like twice or some ♥♥♥♥. Sword? Yea but you get insta killed if you hit the eye and boss ofter 180 in less than a second. So yea really bad fight with super fast boss that phases through walls and can just change its trajectory as it wants with obnoxious ♥♥♥♥ yelling (or rather spamming dialogue boxes that make you not see what the ♥♥♥♥ are you even doing as they are in the middle of the screen and you cannot tell her to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up). So yea some good laughs but combat is ♥♥♥♥. Edit: I don;t know how to reply directly to Dev so here. Yes Gozamata is damaged by other weapons (sorry if i was un…

One of the funiest game I own. I think this game is a hit or miss but it hit very hard. The detective side quest is awesome. In general the game demand to use logic and reflexion and it's nice. Congrats to the dev to have make every NPC have a philosophical reflexion. I think the speed boots killed me more than 30 times.

The Ditty of Carmeana is a comedic third-person fantasy adventure that deliberately chooses absurdity over grandeur. Developed and published by Tampered Evidence LLC, the game takes the familiar idea of a young hero embarking on a quest to rescue a kidnapped princess and turns it into a playful parody of traditional fantasy adventures. Rather than pretending to be an enormous heroic epic, it embraces its independent production values and uses them alongside deliberately ridiculous writing, strange characters, puzzles, exploration, and unconventional encounters. Its personality is therefore considerably more important than technical spectacle, making it an experience primarily aimed at players who appreciate comedy and unusual indie games. The adventure takes place in the kingdom of Bowtudgel, where Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped. Normally, this would be the beginning of a dramatic military campaign, but the king has a considerably cheaper solution in mind. Instead of committing his forces to the rescue, he would prefer to find someone else willing to handle the problem. This eventually places Kai, a poor farm boy, in the position of unlikely hero. Kai's journey becomes inter…

I got very bored.

Nah. I know the game is supposed to be intentionally low-effort, but unfortunately it's so low that it's not even entertaining to play. It had its funny moments but not enough to keep me engaged. I got bored very quickly.