Cone Flyers Mercenaries

this game went overlooked. it didnt get the glory it deserved. it should have been the one basking in the sunlight, while the other mediocre games sulked in the shadows, looking envious as their inferiority to this piece of art was clear to everyone. it might be easy to overlook this game, with its crude artstyle and wacky premise,but anyone brave enough to look beyond the curtain that blinds the common folk will certainly not regret doing so. this game is comfirmed to be the perfect combination between platforming,shooting, and litteraly everything else ever in any video game. some might find this weird. they doubt these claims, not trusting the holy word of the cone man god bless his soul; even though he only brough happiness and joy to all whom turned to him. they will say ''but its such a small devteam! this game looks like the drawings my 3 year old autistic kid drew on the walls with his ♥♥♥♥ this morning!'' they doubt without giving it a chance, finding comfort in a life of comfort and mediocricy, while those bravely opening their third eye to the cone team live a life of endless luxury and wealth. the heretics dont want to accept this reality. they would rather think they …

This game truly makes you feel like a cone Cone/10

Cone Flyers Mercenaries is one of my favorite games I've played this year, at the very least in my top 10. The game is sort of like a combination of touhou and super meatboy, with VERY difficulty platforming and bullet hell sections. If you can't handle dying a lot (and I mean A LOT) then this game probably isn't for you. However, the game does feature an easy mode with a dedicated slowdown button and easier enemies which could make the experience better for some people. The game's dungeons also feature a ton of checkpoints so you won't lose a lot of progress from dying. Speaking of dungeons, the game has a fairly unique level system, where each planet is a hub world to the dungeons, with each dungeon containing a majority of the actual gameplay. To go between planets you have to fly to them on your ship which is really fun and has yet to get annoying. The game's visual style is VERY charming and, despite looking ametuer at times, is very well animated. The comedy and visuals is one of my favorite parts about the game so far. The music of the game is also REALLY GOOD. The ost sadly has not been released yet so GET ON THAT PLEASE My only real complaint is the lack of a death…

Cones are just better

Very cone-like. Made me realise how hard it is living as a cone. My thoughts and prayers go out to all my cone brothers and sisters. This game is really good, and I would recommend it to anyone who enjoys hard games with funny artstyles. The best way to play this imo is in a discord call with some friends that way they can hear your screams of anguish as you die to the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish for the 50th time in a row, or when you run into a sawblade for the 50th time in a row. If you're ever constipated, just know I ♥♥♥♥ myself 17 separate times while playing this game, so this is even better than laxatives. 10/10 would give this game to a friend (because I did in fact gift this game to a friend)

The game is unironically a ton of fun