Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Four Quarters · March 26, 2015 · Puzzle, Indie, Pixel Graphics, Point & Click, Singleplayer

Buy Please, Don’t Touch Anything from GamersGate at $4.49 — the cheapest of 11 stores we compare.

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Very Positive89% · 5,5937playing now
Best price
$4.49-10%
$4.99lowest tracked $0.59
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Where to buy Please, Don’t Touch Anything — official stores

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Standard Edition · Steam
-10%
$4.49
$4.99
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WinGameStore
WinGameStore
Standard Edition · Steam
-5%
$4.74
$4.99
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Steam
Steam
Standard Edition · Steam
$4.99
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MacGameStore
MacGameStore
Standard Edition · Steam
$4.99
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IndieGala Store
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Standard Edition · Steam
$4.99
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Cheapest Please, Don’t Touch Anything keys — keyshops

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GAMIVO
Standard Edition · Steam
$5.23
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Loaded
Standard Edition · Steam
-6%
$4.99
$5.29
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Eneba
Standard Edition · Steam
$5.12
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Gameseal
Standard Edition · Steam
$5.18
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CJS CD Keys
CJS CD Keys
Standard Edition · Steam
$6.94
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Driffle INC
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.07
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Please, Don’t Touch Anything price by region

Please, Don’t Touch Anything costs £3.56 in the United Kingdom, €4.18 in Europe (EUR), $4.49 in the United States, $4.49 in Georgia (USD), A$6.41 in Australia, CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, R$16.99 in Brazil and zł18.24 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Please, Don’t Touch Anything offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £3.56 −10% £3.56 £3.85 8
Europe (EUR) €4.18 −10% €4.18 €4.32 11
United Statesyour region $4.49 −10% $4.49 $4.99 11
Georgia (USD) $4.49 −10% $4.49 — 5
Australia A$6.41 −10% A$6.41 — 5
Canada CA$6.49 −5% CA$6.49 — 5
New Zealand NZ$7.39 −10% NZ$7.39 — 5
Brazil R$16.99 −5% R$16.99 R$47.20 6
Poland zł18.24 −10% zł18.24 zł23.89 7

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Please, Don’t Touch Anything

✦ AI summary

You're stuck covering a colleague's shift at a mysterious control panel with one red button and strict orders not to touch anything—naturally, you push it and spiral into solving 25 cryptic puzzles while dealing with increasingly absurd consequences. This minimalist brain-teaser combines pixel art aesthetics and chiptune atmosphere to create an addictively weird escape from responsibility.

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation.

Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button.

Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.

FEATURES
  • 25 devious enigmas
  • Singular pixel art
  • Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
  • Steam Cards
  • Achievements

Please, Don’t Touch Anything — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Verified
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Aug 21, 2026
The game is a puzzle box similar to The Room, but all of the "solutions" are immediately available and the point of the game is to make sense of an overwhelming amount of clues to find everything there is to do. Not without its charm, but a bit too chaotic and directionless for me.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 29, 2026
Cool and short game :D
Recommended Aug 29, 2026
Nice
Recommended Aug 28, 2026
Fun short puzzle game
Recommended Aug 24, 2026
Incredibly fun puzzle game! Though some of the endings are very convoluted and you may feel the need to look up a guide here and there, but that's only for a select few ones.
Recommended Aug 23, 2026
Very interesting and thoroughly made game, though the perfectionist achievement was a bit stressful, had to check a guide for that one. Does not take super long to 100% but you need to pay attention. (I would advise to play blind first and try to explore and only check guide later when you are stuck or need perfectionist, fun game.)

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