Beat Around The Bush

CHANGED MY LIFE!! Beating around the bush cured my loneliness, depression, autism, ADHD, broken bones, my below 0 IQ and much more

bush

One of the games of all time

fun

[h1][b]Beating [i]around[/i] the Bush [/b][/h1] I spent over an hour, as a red/green color blind man, trying to hit red circles on a green plain of grass, and doing so, became better as a man, as a human, as a [i]lover[/i]... Long story short, this game is boring as sin at the start, of you trying to speed walk to these targets, while avoiding the bush, as if you do end up hitting the bush, you lose ALL your progress, and your save data, like the bush, explodes into nothingness. Does not matter if you have several upgrades or not, you lose EVERYTHING. You can lose your whole hour or so of your leveling and grinding to a mistake of hitting the bush. However, I think that what makes this game kinda fun, aside of the Crab boss fight, seeing George W. Bush, and seeing Deer explode into nothingness because of said bush. The grind is slow, but, the side dialogue is fun filler, and the menu music being a cover of BABY SHARK adds to the charm. For this game being free, I say, why not snag it and do fun with it. I say, do not beat around the bush, and just pick up "Beat Around The Bush."

It's so lonely, until you go on a date with the bush.