Blobert

I have played hundreds of platformer games, and they all suck. All my other friends played games like Mario and Sonic. They are not my friends anymore for obvious reasons. I was about to uninstall Steam from my computer and throw out my computer until I stumbled upon this game. I now do not want die anymore. This game restored my faith in humanity. Even my cat that ran away from me 3 years ago has appeared at my doorstep after playing this game. Me and my cat now play this game as a daily ritual. Thank you Dean. Please send a petition to Valve to remove all other Steam games besides this one.

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I would like to take a minute to talk about my beloved game, Blobert. This is gaming where you take control of a master of the arts of the *fast* (asterisks indicate speed). The *fast* is really embodied by this game blobert in all aspects: The speed: you are fast The character: blobert is fast The enemy: troblob is fast The cars: car is fast The spaceship spaceship(s) are fast too! All these *fast*(s) colliding at the *fast* of light create the speedrunner's dream game that is *blobert*. Pros: -*fast* -Protagonist and antagonist have funny names -fun, fast movement system that Dean must have spent many hours getting to its current state of near perfection -humorous mountains of dialogue that could entertain you ALONE without the gameplay -has gameplay on top of that last bullet point -good for speedrunning (youtube search "Blobert Speedrun - " for numerous examples) -more vehicles to drive (or fly) than the average gaming -It's funny how Dean Campagnolo wrote in his description of the game "Blobert" by Dean Campagnolo "Blobert is a platforming gaming" as I assume this is a typo, and Dean meant to type "Blobert is a platforming game". I really just find this quite the hysteria…

i would really like this game if pressing space made you jump consistently and not on a 1/100 chance EDIT: I FOUND OUT IT WAS MY FAULT SORRY (jumping is bad on low or very low graphics but good otherwise)

This game saved my life. I am 27. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide. After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side. Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't …

Software Poetry. I haven't had this much fun on a side scroller since Dig Dug and Super Mario Bros. This developer has the imagination and vision of James Cameron, the artistic talent of Pablo Picasso, and the lyrical genius of Mozart. Truly a masterpiece. A Magnum Opus for the developer. Impossible to offer any criticism. Worth twice the price!