Business-hooiznes

Business-hooiznes

Nikita "Ghost_RUS" · 2017 · Indie, Casual, Simulation

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About Business-hooiznes

An amateur russian startupper creates several business plans but there is not enough cash for bringing them to life. The Startupper wins 1 kekollar at the “Naiobka” casino but it still won’t do for the business start.
The guy has to make some potential investors give him\her the money at any cost…
KEY FEATURES:
-Different endings
-No saves (You are given only one try to finish any business plan scenario during a single session; each time you open the game - a new scenario, by your choice, would be started from the beginning)
-Train your memory, think and choose answers wisely
-Feel yourself like a true startupper
-Pop culture and memes references
-Achievements

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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Apr 18, 2026
Business-hooiznes, developed by Nikita "Ghost_RUS" and Underanger TheGachiWarrior and published by Ghost_RUS Games, is an odd, low-budget attempt at a business-themed simulation that quickly reveals itself to be something far less conventional. Rather than delivering a structured tycoon experience with systems to manage and optimize, it leans into chaotic, choice-driven storytelling infused with absurd humor and unpredictable outcomes. The result is a game that feels more like an experimental narrative sandbox than a genuine simulation of entrepreneurship. The premise follows a struggling startup founder attempting to secure funding and bring various business ideas to life. While this setup suggests a progression system involving planning, resource management, and growth, the actual gameplay moves in a different direction. Instead of building a company step by step, players are presented with a series of scenarios where they must make choices that influence the direction of events. These decisions can lead to wildly different outcomes, ranging from minor successes to abrupt failures, often without clear logic or predictable cause-and-effect relationships. Mechanically, the game r…
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Recommended Jul 28, 2025
life changing gameplay amazing sex i came in 30 seconds life changing 3
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Not recommended Dec 27, 2024
A garbage half not actually translated from Russian game. I really wouldn't bother with.
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Not recommended Apr 19, 2026
Waste of time
Recommended Oct 14, 2025
Best game I ever played. Would recommend to people who.
Not recommended Oct 13, 2024
This game looks like a virus. It comes down to a bunch of multiple choice questions, most being rather nonsensical, with a lot seeming to be references to memes. Maybe it'd be funny if I was fluent in Russian and it just has poor English translations but currently, I can't recommend this one.

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