Circle Jerk

HEY YOU. YA, YOU! You wouldn't last 30 seconds playing this game with the bros. I've experienced every kind of emotion playing this masterpiece. Me and the bros just like edge baiting each other with short strokes near the tip. It really throws off their parry timing. When you PAAAAARRRRRYYY you gargle your own knuckle children. It's actually the best part of the game besides the banger soundtrack which is 11/10. If more of you gooner degenerates buy this game, I'll run the E-Sports League free of charge. No one can out edge the Clip.

I ignored the warning signs. That was my first mistake. Circle Jerk doesn’t ease you in. It drags you under. What looks absurd on the surface hides something ruthless beneath it — a game built on pressure, instinct, betrayal, and obsession. The first match feels harmless. By the tenth, you realize you’re locked in. This game hits like something dangerous. Fast. Addictive. Hard to walk away from. Every round feels volatile, like control can collapse at any second. Trust means nothing. Hesitation gets punished. Survival belongs to whoever adapts first. The shared jar mechanic turns every match into a test of greed and nerve. Friends become threats. Alliances break without warning. Victory never feels given — it has to be taken. And that tension becomes a craving. You chase the rush of near-losses and impossible recoveries. You keep coming back because every match feels like standing too close to disaster and somehow enjoying the heat. There’s real weight behind the chaos. Precision matters. Timing matters. Aggression matters. This isn’t mindless comedy. It’s controlled madness. It’s conflict disguised as a game. It feels raw, unpredictable, almost hazardous — and that…

holy cow best game ever 10000000/10

gooning 7/10

I can jerk my friends and perry with my mouth 10/10

reminded me of prime ranked JM days but i couldnt keep up with all the new jerkers. ended up quitting my circle jerk career early because my friends covered me with loads every game