勇士冲冲冲-Classic Rodeo play

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"勇士冲冲冲-Classic Rodeo play" was an abandoned Chinese Early Access mobile app that was dumped on Steam. Ripping off concepts from itch.io, the game was a hybrid of QTE/rythm games like Dance Dance Revolution and enclosure/territory control. Listening to crappy music and pressing buttons in time helps you defeat the baddies and grab territory. The game is online only and relies on back end servers to work, like most mobile apps do. The Chinese developers pulled the back end from the game so it's unplayable and hangs at "Connecting". They've left this on Steam for no reason apart from to pollute the Steam marketplace and make things harder for genuine amateur developers to find an audience for their games, so that's quite harmful. Because the game is abandoned in a fundamentally broken state, and even if it wasn't, it would just be a crappy mobile app, it's impossible to recommend.

Servers are offline, this game is no longer playable.

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