Crash Dummy

I recently had the pleasure of playing the game crash dummy, and I must say, it exceeded all my expectations! From the moment I started playing, I was hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and the sheer fun of causing controlled chaos. First and foremost, the graphics are outstanding. The attention to detail in the environments and character design is impressive, creating a visually stunning and immersive experience. The vibrant colors and smooth animations add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. The game mechanics are where "Crash Dummy" truly shines. The controls are intuitive and responsive, allowing for precise maneuvering during the thrilling crash sequences. The variety of vehicles and obstacles keeps the gameplay fresh and exciting, ensuring that every level presents a unique challenge. What sets "Crash Dummy" apart is its perfect blend of humor and excitement. The quirky antics of the crash dummy protagonist inject a lighthearted charm into the game, making it enjoyable for players of all ages. The developers have managed to strike a balance between challenging gameplay and comedic elements, creating an experience that is both engaging and entertaining. One …

“Did you see that?!” Wow, Where do I even start with this vile turd of a game? It is So utterly tedious to play. The way the mechanics are taught to you throughout the game feels patronising. In fact, every time a speech box appears it feels childish and patronising. And the mechanics themselves make the already annoying gameplay even more annoying. The way the dummy moves is so irritating. Precision jumping and landing is required in Crash Dummy, so why program the crash dummy to slide off platforms? Frequently you will fall through solid platforms, or grab onto ledges to find that you can’t jump up, even though the game requires you to jump UP to reach the next section of the game. Hand to hand combat is an absolute Joke, You won’t know whether your fist will just fly through your opponent or you’ll get lucky and it will connect. Just keep mashing the punch button and hope for the best until they go away, you will take damage I guarantee. Better yet, use the gun which at least is effective. What else? Fall Damage from a couple of ledges up, I kid you not. This guy can ram into walls at high speed but can’t jump off a high up ledge. And there are loads of times the crash dummy i…

I have been playing games since I was four. I've played a multitude of games, both good and bad, from almost every genre. I can say with upmost certainty that this is THE worst game I have ever played. The graphics are beyond terrible and inconsistent between the intro cinematic, title screen, the levels, and the dialogue boxes. Cid feels incredibly rigid to move around and the ledge-grabbing works around 33% of the time. The vast majority of the locked doors in the game can be jumped over. Cid can fall through the floor completely randomly, softlocking the game. Pressing the pause button will exit you out of the level instead of taking you to a pause menu. There is no keyboard functionality; a controller is REQUIRED to even play the game. The art style in the levels is an abhorrent mishmash of MS Paint and stock sprites. This game is actually a de-make of a 3D game released in 2009 called CID the Dummy, which, from what I've seen, seems actually playable. Cid's voice lines are repetitive and ear-splitting. As a running gag, my friends and I send each other bad games to play. I plan on sending this game to every single one of them, and I challenge them, as well as you, the reader,…

I love bad game.

Pretty fun 2d side-scroller platformer with graphics like a flash game. The first boss is very easy

the most frustrating game ive EVER played 2 out of 5