Crawling Angels

Reminds me of those excessively violent ragdoll flash games from the early 2010s. The story is well done and while I'm a bit confused on some of the symbolism and reasonings for certain events through the story after my first run, I'm actually just more interested in replaying to figure it out instead of feeling unsatisfied.

happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks

I had a lot of fun with this game when it came out, had some fun with the new update, not too much to talk about with that though. Playing this on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thinkpad in bed was awesome really gave me the flash game experience of trying to play a game for mouse on a trackpad. Absolutely love the story and humor, figuring it out along the way was very fun.

Usually i don’t care much about horror games, and honestly i am so slow i only noticed it was some type of horror game after the first hour playing lmao- but this is the best kind of horror honestly, not the one who makes it obvious and try to throw stupid jumpscares that can’t make even a fly jump away from the screen- no, this game is different, it builds up its horror slowly, while you advance, at first curious about whats happening and then getting more and more frightened by everything. I had a lot of fun, but i feel like i missed a lot of meanings and interpretations, which only makes me want to play it again despite how it can actually be descomfortable at certain parts, but to me, its even a plus actually! Its hard for me to get uncomfortable playing any kind of horror games, like, really hard, but this one at least to me, hit completely different.. i would say i totally recommend it, but make sure you are not someone who gets easily impressed by such things. Anyway, i think i wrote a lot- but just to finish, this is peak horror game! Talia always making the best kinds of experiences.

I have too much to say about this game to write a good review. What I can tell you is that after I played the game it stuck with me for days. I absolutely loved the story and how well the game mechanics complimented it. This is a great game.

Overall just mid as a whole, both in terms of gameplay and story. Gameplay wise... this feels more like a cheap flash game than something worth ten bucks. The physics are janky as hell (in the annoying way, not the fun way), the puzzles/riddles are incredibly repetitive (At least a third of them are literally just "shove X item into the chicken's ass or mouth"), and it was oddly buggy and laggy at times even though the game was so simple. To put it simply, this game isn't worth it for the story... an issue that wouldn't be too bad if I actually liked the story. Before anyone says so otherwise (cough cough, the devs writing 8 paragraph long responses to the few negative reviews on this game), yes, I fully understand the full story, I get what it's trying to convey, I still think it does a bad job with it. It feels like it prioritizes disgusting the viewer and having shock value over taking the actual story seriously when the gameplay revolves around shoving cigarettes' up a chicken's butt or making the inner child it turns into later eat a firecracker. You could go on and on about how there's significance with eating a firecracker... but I'm not gonna feel it when you call the r…