Family Jewels

I like to give games a fair shake, and I've been shocked in the past by a few games that looked to be total losses and turned out to be hidden gems. This is not one of them. (Video Version of Review) https://youtu.be/MuJTI98lvEo This game has 5 stages that can be all beat in less than 15min. One stage is just you kicking 6 stationary politicians in the nuts. That's it. The game over all lacks any real meat or substance, and that's a shame because they really could have made this into more with some additional work and thought. The playground and physics portion of this game is sorely lacking, and the title relies way to heavily on cheap jokes and even cheaper humor. All in all you can get a heck of a lot more for $10 on Steam than this. There is a "play ground" stage with derivable vehicle, but even this area is glitchy, uninspired and a real let down. Is this game as bad as Banana Town? No. Is it worth your time or money? No.

This game is all about jewels, collect jewels, kick jewels, kick people including a lot of political type people in the junk to collect their family jewels. It also has a sandbox free-roam mode. https://youtu.be/Yrif4_SEQfE