Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale

Evan "Solidplasma" Peiperl · 2021 · Indie, Free to Play, Action, Action Roguelike, Asynchronous Multiplayer

PC
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About Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelike. Try to claim the divine pasture while picking up items along the way to improve your build! If you succeed, you become the next boss for other players to fight! With a new randomly generated map every day, and all sort of aMOOsing items to play with, what are you WHEYting for?

Seasons Beatings!



Each season in real life is reflected in the game! Rob a grave in October, and leave hoofprints in the snow during December! Unlock season exclusive skins, and enjoy special easter eggs on certain dates!

Cowstomization



Unlock cowsmetic options for your cow hero! A different skin is unlockable each day, or you can buy skins directly. Mix and match the head and body, and name your cow to make an impression on the Golden Herd Leaderboards!

A Cattle Royale



Each realtime day brings a new map with a new layout, and every run attempted during that day will play back at once like a ghost in Mario Kart, but with even MORE destructive power! Can you claim the divine pasture?

Moo's the Boss



....So you've claimed the divine pasture. Congrats! You're the boss now! You can try and dethrone your previous run, or challenge your friends to take them down! Your boss will have the same inventory and relative health you finished the game with! You better be well equipped!

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Feb 7, 2024
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Recommended Nov 14, 2025
Игра 'Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale' – это безумный и забавный баттл-рояль, где вместо солдат сражаются сельскохозяйственные животные. Сюжет абсурдный, но именно это и делает игру такой привлекательной. Представьте себе коров, стреляющих из пулеметов, овец, взрывающихся динамитом, и свиней, использующих реактивные ранцы! Визуально игра выглядит ярко и мультяшно, что хорошо сочетается с её юмористическим настроем. Геймплей динамичный и хаотичный, требующий быстрой реакции и стратегического мышления. Собирайте оружие, используйте окружение в свою пользу и станьте последним животным, выжившим на ферме. Несмотря на кажущуюся простоту, игра имеет достаточную глубину, чтобы увлечь надолго. Разнообразие персонажей и оружия позволяет экспериментировать с разными стилями игры. Единственный минус – иногда могут быть небольшие проблемы с балансом, но в целом это не портит общее впечатление от игры. Farmageddon – отличный выбор для тех, кто ищет весёлый и беззаботный баттл-рояль с необычным сеттингом. Рекомендую!
Recommended Aug 1, 2025
Farmageddon: A Cattle Royal has so much heart in how it plays and presents to the player. The pace is frenetic & charged in a way that kept me coming back even after I became steak. The sense of humour is run deep though, not just surface and they ways they approach the combat and weapons offered some really nice variety!
Recommended Jun 11, 2024
so very cute.
Recommended Apr 17, 2024
Recommended Aug 9, 2023
This is the SILLIEST pvp indie game I've ever played, I love it! Truly f2p you can even unlock the cosmetics by coming back every day. The more players there are active the more chaotic and great it is. Try playing with controller it makes a big difference!

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