Abattoir: Cow Escape
Rory O'Brien · 2026 · Arcade, Dark Comedy, Physics, Action, Third-Person Shooter
PC
3 user reviews100% · 3
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About Abattoir: Cow Escape
The name says it all, you're a cow and you've got to escape...but actually it's more complicated than that, in-fact it's more complicated than you'd believe...
In a world where robotics is annoying and difficult, scientists have devised a devilish plan for a new species of cow-man hybrids, Cowmen. Strong, diligent and willing, they make the perfect workforce. The only flaw in their plan, you. A genetic mistake, you may appear as a normal cow, but under the hood you are equipped with supreme speed, power, agility and gaseousness. You also have laser vision. Even more shocking, you're not the only one. There are more cows like you, hiding right under the nose of the meat industry. With the help of the mysterious animal rights advocacy group, AAA, your mission is to infiltrate the facility and free as many calves as you can.
The abattoir will be teeming with Cowmen, so prepare for a fight, because stealth is for chickens.
In a world where robotics is annoying and difficult, scientists have devised a devilish plan for a new species of cow-man hybrids, Cowmen. Strong, diligent and willing, they make the perfect workforce. The only flaw in their plan, you. A genetic mistake, you may appear as a normal cow, but under the hood you are equipped with supreme speed, power, agility and gaseousness. You also have laser vision. Even more shocking, you're not the only one. There are more cows like you, hiding right under the nose of the meat industry. With the help of the mysterious animal rights advocacy group, AAA, your mission is to infiltrate the facility and free as many calves as you can.
The abattoir will be teeming with Cowmen, so prepare for a fight, because stealth is for chickens.
What?
Abattoir: Cow Escape is a high impact action experience. Use brutal horn attacks, kicks, gas bursts, laser vision and your environment to take out enemies in fast-paced combat.How Now Brown Cow
Enjoy high-octane Cow gameplay within three distinct modes, Campaign, Rodeo and the bonus AAA shooter mode.Not Your Average Cow
Earn XP and level up your cow to improve speed, power, special abilities; turn up the difficulty and survive longer in the Rodeo.DLC & expansions
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Abattoir: Cow Escape by Rory O’Brien and published by Buck50 Games is an unusual action game that builds its identity around a bizarre yet memorable premise. Set in a dystopian version of the near future, the game places players in control of a cow that refuses to accept its fate within an industrial meat system, turning what could have been a straightforward concept into something infused with dark humor and exaggerated rebellion. It immediately stands out because of this premise alone, setting expectations for a game that does not take itself too seriously while still delivering an active gameplay experience. The gameplay focuses on third-person action, with players navigating levels filled with enemies and hazards while completing objectives tied to survival and escape. Combat is direct and relatively simple, relying on movement, attacks, and occasional special abilities to deal with threats. Encounters tend to be fast and chaotic, with multiple enemies appearing at once, forcing players to stay constantly alert. The controls are easy to learn, making it accessible for newcomers, but the lack of deeper mechanics means that mastery comes more from familiarity than from skill pro…1 found this helpful
Bought this think it was going to be an instant refund... actually kept me wanting to play the whole way through! Good to see something new from an indi dev1 found this helpful
The cow on cow combat is crazy and creative, I'm a sucker for ragdoll. Every fight plays out differently coming across unique enemies on a range of difficulty levels keeps it fresh. The Colosseum map is easily my favourite. Cosmetics and the skill level system are a nice addition. There's way more depth to this game than you'd expect at first glance, and also a lot of heart with cheeky easter eggs littered around the levels. The music was creative and fun, had a lot of range, the third level track especially stood out to me as a banger. Give it a go!1 found this helpful
Really enjoyed the gameplay and great sense of humour throughout the game. Really keen for some more maps!
Had a good time! Especially enjoyed the rodeo.
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