あれぐろもるとをはこぶゲーム (2025)

"あれぐろもるとをはこぶゲーム" is (a game about carrying Allegro) is a simple, garbage mobile/Flash tier clicker, essentially a kind of Flappy Bird ripoff, and to make the cringe worse, it's from a developer simping over a VTuber (if you don't know what a VTuber is, it's basically when a middle aged balding man pretends to be a little anime girl on Youtube). That's so, so incredibly cringey. A non-game about an anime persona on the internet. What do you do in the game? Cringe. There's no English translation for the game, but that's okay. The language of bad games is universal. So this looks like an old 1990's Adobe Flash game that you might play in a web browser, and the problem there is obviously Steam wasn't intended to try compete with Chrome and Firefox. If it can be done in a web browser, it's not even close to a cutting edge PC gaming experience. That's a problem. The game features really lacklustre 2D visuals (does the developer not know 3D graphics became mainstream in the mid-1990s?). Gamers don't spend thousands of dollars on gaming rigs and the latest 3D graphics cards to play 2D games. Even mobile phones and game consoles can do 3D graphics now. There's no excuse. Now o…

"あれぐろもるとをはこぶゲーム" is (a game about carrying Allegro) is a simple, garbage mobile/Flash tier clicker, essentially a kind of Flappy Bird ripoff, and to make the cringe worse, it's from a developer simping over a VTuber (if you don't know what a VTuber is, it's basically when a middle aged balding man pretends to be a little anime girl on Youtube). That's so, so incredibly cringey. A non-game about an anime persona on the internet. What do you do in the game? Cringe. There's no English translation for the game, but that's okay. The language of bad games is universal. So this looks like an old 1990's Adobe Flash game that you might play in a web browser, and the problem there is obviously Steam wasn't intended to try compete with Chrome and Firefox. If it can be done in a web browser, it's not even close to a cutting edge PC gaming experience. That's a problem. The game features really lacklustre 2D visuals (does the developer not know 3D graphics became mainstream in the mid-1990s?). Gamers don't spend thousands of dollars on gaming rigs and the latest 3D graphics cards to play 2D games. Even mobile phones and game consoles can do 3D graphics now. There's no excuse. Now on to pric…