green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

forster82 · August 12, 2024 · Casual, Visual Novel, Hand-drawn, Dark Comedy, Memes

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green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies costs £0.95 in the United Kingdom, $0.99 in the United States, $0.99 in Georgia (USD), €1.09 in Europe (EUR), CA$1.19 in Canada, A$1.40 in Australia, NZ$1.59 in New Zealand, R$3.99 in Brazil and zł4.15 in Poland right now.

Cheapest green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £0.95 £0.95 — 1
United Statesyour region $0.99 $0.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $0.99 $0.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €1.09 €1.09 — 1
Canada CA$1.19 CA$1.19 — 1
Australia A$1.40 A$1.40 — 1
New Zealand NZ$1.59 NZ$1.59 — 1
Brazil R$3.99 R$3.99 — 1
Poland zł4.15 zł4.15 — 1

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About green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?

Features

  • Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint.
  • Heavenly OST featuring one entire track.
  • Raunchy humor.
  • Edgy advice.
  • Knowledgeable green ogre.

This game is not suitable for children.
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.

green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Aug 9, 2026
Does what it says on the tin. 10/10. But please, for the love of everything which is holy, please seek professional help - or at least talk to someone - if you have similar thoughts like our poor ogre.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 28, 2026
This game changed my life! Best advice ever 50/10 So sad the wise green ogre had to die :(
2 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 10, 2026
This game gave me a whole new perspective on life. I am so happy after completing this game and my life is better.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 23, 2026
Very educational.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 22, 2026
George Orwell's *Animal Farm* has the very last line stating this; "The creatures outside looked from man to pig, and pig to man again: but it was already impossible to say which was which." This is supposed to imply that, with time, everything will result in corruption. I believe that this game has proven George Orwell wrong. The game starts off with a simple background, and makes you believe that it will be light-hearted, funny, short-- This is not true. This game is long, had more meaning when looked into, and only about half of the game was inside of the photos shown to you inside of the store page. Truly, with all my heart, I apologize to everyone who hasn't paid that measly dollar for such an experience. I laughed at his jokes-- I cried with and for him-- and eventually it turns out the same. Every ending is always the same. Also, the graphics were pretty good on my PC.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 7, 2026
you get the exact thing you paid for
1 found this helpful

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