green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies
forster82 · 2024 · Casual, Visual Novel, Hand-drawn, Dark Comedy, Memes
PC
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About green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies
Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?
This game is not suitable for children.
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.
Features
- Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint.
- Heavenly OST featuring one entire track.
- Raunchy humor.
- Edgy advice.
- Knowledgeable green ogre.
This game is not suitable for children.
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
This game changed my life! Best advice ever 50/10 So sad the wise green ogre had to die :(2 found this helpful
Does what it says on the tin. 10/10. But please, for the love of everything which is holy, please seek professional help - or at least talk to someone - if you have similar thoughts like our poor ogre.1 found this helpful
you get the exact thing you paid for1 found this helpful
Great game, but needs a sequel with a spinoff donkey1 found this helpful
I can't believe he's gone...1 found this helpful
IT39S ALL OGRE NOW1 found this helpful
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