Help! I am REALLY horny!
Professional Villains · 2020 · Story Rich, Sexual Content, Choose Your Own Adventure, Soundtrack, Comedy
PC
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About Help! I am REALLY horny!
Have you ever done something really stupid and very shortsighted, while you were horny? Something you would never even consider doing, had it not been for your overwhelming lust?
You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.
- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.
- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.
- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.
- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.
- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.
- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.
You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.
- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.
- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.
- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.
- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.
- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.
- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.
What Steam players say
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Its like playing Among us in 2D pov but with d*cks and v@gina faced characters! and then out of nowhere its like you are now playing geometry dash but as the sperm-cell racing to the egg, XD... its the best time killer ever! - you ain't finding no hentai though that's for sure!8 found this helpful
Helped!1 found this helpful
so far seems like a fun little game but some areas do seem to need some work. moving is kinda weird and unpredictable. the mini games are surprisingly a little difficult at times . i am currently at the point where i am trying to push the ♥♥♥♥ in latex to the other room. I've tried for multiple minutes, my character keeps getting stuck on nothing and it wont bounce the guy in the direction of the door at all even while bouncing him all around the room. good for a cheap game .
I can't control my horny level.
No gonna lie, this is literally me every freaking day :3
this is the stupidest game i have ever had the displeasure of playing
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